The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thread. — Page 12

#276

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:22pm

hahaha. whoo hoo!

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"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

#277

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:23pm

Ponine, want to be in our gang?

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#278

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:25pm

ok!! what gang?

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"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

#279

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:25pm

I think this gang should be primarily girls and our hoes should be boys. You are our president, Monkey, so you get the say.

'Ponine be a pimp, see the world!

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Thou giveth fever.

#280

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/18/04 at 9:26pm

Our Pimp gang. Read the last page for further details.

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Real men are tenors.

#281

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/18/04 at 10:14pm

I wanna be the pimp princess!

#282

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/18/04 at 10:16pm

i'm not a guy, so i'll be a ho instead! lol.

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"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

#283

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/18/04 at 11:03pm

Hmm...I think I'm too innocent to be a pimp. Thank you for the 100 dollars though, and I do look quite fetching in this oufit.

Updated On: 9/18/04 at 11:03 PM

#284

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/18/04 at 11:24pm

Babe, everyone must lose their innocence at one time or another. And don't worry, we won't ask much of you yet.

#285

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 2:23pm

*bump*

If we lose this thread, where will we all rant? C'mon people, keep up!

#286

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 3:34pm

Delphine, if you're Pimp Princess, does that make me Pimp Queen?

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Real men are tenors.

#287

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 4:18pm

Can I be the Pimpstress? Half pimp, half Mistress? I thought female pimps were called Madams but I like the sound of Pimp better.

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Thou giveth fever.

#288

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 4:28pm

sure hunni. *bump*

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"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

#289

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 4:50pm

Okay, we've got the Pimp Queen, the Pimp Princess, and the Pimpstress. Now what? We needs names for Ponine (if she dare join our ranks), and da Gov'na (if he dare too- which I think we can arrange).

Alrgiht, Madams, put your thinking caps on!

#290

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 5:39pm

You kids are too young to whore yourselves.

#291

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 5:51pm

Now insomniak, don't you fret. We're all still members of the Fish and Monkey Virgin Club.

#292

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 9:32pm

I'm 17, It's my hot body, I do what I want!

I'm a pimpstress. I whore OTHER people out. You can never be too young to be a pimp. Govna can be Pimp Prince or King. I kinda like king because then he would be in the age range of Monkey and they can be the Pimp royalty.

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Thou giveth fever.

#293

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 9:34pm

Yes, it would be good to be the king.

#294

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 9:42pm

Together you two can rule the underground world of prostitution. What a glorious world that will be.

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Thou giveth fever.

#295

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 10:04pm

Yeah, we're just pimps. We just rake in the dough.

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Real men are tenors.

#296

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 10:17pm

You guys, I feel left out. Everybody's a Threadjack something. Insomniak is the queen, Monkers is the jester, Ponine (?- I dont remember) is the princess, and I am nothing.

#297

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Posted: 9/19/04 at 10:20pm

Hello, Delphie! You're the Threadjack Minstril (sp?)!

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#298

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Posted: 9/19/04 at 10:21pm

I can be the Duke of threadjacking!

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#299

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Posted: 9/19/04 at 10:22pm

Oooh! Like the Duke in Moulin Rouge! Except hotter and less evil!

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#300

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Posted: 9/19/04 at 10:26pm

Like if Catherine Zeta Jones was a threadjacker. . . WOOHOO! Yea I wish I was at that level of hotness. . .

I'm only slightly evil, Monkey. And I'm a girl. I'm not sure what a Duke does but it sounds important. Delphie should be a knight of the round table, except a girl!

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Thou giveth fever.