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#501

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Okay, another little rant, because I feel like sharing. My CSI-obsessed friend and I met real CSI's the other day! It was so awesome. One of them was a young woman who looked like a younger, prettier (she was really beautiful) Mariska from Law and Order: SVU. She talked to us for over an hour, and was so smart, kind, and interesting. It was so awesome to meet the real deal and hear what the job is really like apart from the television shows. So. Completely. Cool.

Can I make you more jealous? As a criminology major and field practice student, I've gotta study and work with these people on a daily basis, and my forensics professor was featured in Newsweek a couple of years ago as a pioneer of forensic entomology (think Gil Grissom and bugs). And I got to watch a fun video of a full autopsy last week. It was actually pretty cool, but when they scalp the guy, it was sort of gross. First they saw the bone from ear-->behind the head-->ear, then they pull his hair off. (No easy feat because the blood's already been drained so the hair is stuck to the scalp.) Gross part was that the rigor mortis had already worn off so his head was flopping back and forth as they yanked his hair off.

So, um, yeah. I swear I'm not a sadist. It's a genuine interest.

But since this is a rant page, here's what's pissing me off.

I'm about to fail my law school aptitude test this week and it's because I procrastinate too much (esp. on this board!). And even if I do get into law school, I don't really want to go because my heart lies in theatre and film. So I'm basically beginning the process of a loveless marriage by taking this law school exam when really I'd rather be participating in the theatre industry, or continuing to do production work in the film industry. And it's too late for me to get out of it, because I've always thought I've wanted to go into law since I was 6, and I don't know anything else.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#505

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Thanks, you guys are sweet. :) It's nice to talk to someone who gets my problem, even though this is an anonymous Broadway forum. LOL If I mention my dilemma to my classmates/friends, they role their eyes and go, "Law school! Law school! Law school! Blah-law-blah-criminology-blah-law school!" It's not like I dislike it, but it's a love - not a passion like theatre/film is.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#506

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Let's rant on Pimpstresses that ignore their man-hos....Lea, anything to say for yourself?
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#511

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

woohoo....ho-wear!! re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#518

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

Yay! re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

My friend took this good picture of me and said I should post it but I'm not because I'm not a cam-whore and I don't want people to see how I really look for security purposes. If you can't tell by my unusually dark eye brows, I'm not a blonde. re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr
Thou giveth fever.
#523

re: The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thr

hehe. yay. it's supposed to say 'best A$$ below 14th street' but for some reason it's not working.
"People asking questions, lost in confusion. Well I tell them there's no problems, only solutions." ~The one and only John Lennon

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