#701
Posted: 10/1/04 at 10:58pm
Someday I'll fly away...
The official Monkey/Insomniak/Lea and anyone else who wants to rant thread. — Page 29
#702
Posted: 10/1/04 at 11:00pm
RoXxaaaannnnne......
Real men are tenors.
#703
Posted: 10/1/04 at 11:01pm
<----Temporary switch to Harold Hill until I get my new one.
#704
Posted: 10/1/04 at 11:02pm
Careful, Gov, or you'll have another catfight on your hands.
Real men are tenors.
#705
Posted: 10/1/04 at 11:11pm
Monkey, what are you saying? That I am so unsophisticated and feral that I would instigate another fight with you? Pah. Do I drag my knuckles on the dirt? I think not. Babe, get over it!
#706
Posted: 10/1/04 at 11:14pm
Whatever, Delphine. I'm not the one having an asthma attack here.
EDIT: And as we all know, I don't use violence to get guys. You know I could get them by looks, anyway.
*cheeky grin*
EDIT: And as we all know, I don't use violence to get guys. You know I could get them by looks, anyway.
*cheeky grin*
Real men are tenors.
Updated On: 10/1/04 at 11:14 PM
#707
Posted: 10/1/04 at 11:29pm
*heart cracks in two* Thanks for bringing physial appearance onto this lovely little -formerly-nonthreatening-to-my-esteem-concerning-my-appearance- thread. 
#708
Posted: 10/1/04 at 11:32pm
I'm sure you're much prettier than me, Delphine. I haven't left my apartment for the last 4 days. I'm a haggard, pasty mess.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#709
Posted: 10/1/04 at 11:35pm
I don't think so, Tiff. Judging from your icon, you are very pretty. I, on the other hand, am most certainly not. I would kill for some Halle Berry cheekbones at this point.
#710
Posted: 10/2/04 at 3:14am
I'd kill for some reason to believe I was attractive. From the looks of it, I won't be getting any such reasons ANYTIME soon. God bless you.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#711
Posted: 10/2/04 at 10:26am
Delphine= GORGEOUS.
BroadwayMonkey= Looks like a monkey, hence her nickname.
BroadwayMonkey= Looks like a monkey, hence her nickname.
Real men are tenors.
#712
Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:04am
Adorable one- Guido and I only hog this thread when no one else is online to play something else. 
And please stop talking about who is ugly and who isn't. Everyone thinks they're unattractive at some point unless you are incredibly self absorbed. Not everyone is perfect looking and if someone expects that then they are an asshole and I will beat them for being so shallow. You have to find something about yourself that you like and accentuate it. There is no sense in self loathing because what has anyone ever achieved with that?
Ok, my slightly random rant is over.
And please stop talking about who is ugly and who isn't. Everyone thinks they're unattractive at some point unless you are incredibly self absorbed. Not everyone is perfect looking and if someone expects that then they are an asshole and I will beat them for being so shallow. You have to find something about yourself that you like and accentuate it. There is no sense in self loathing because what has anyone ever achieved with that?
Ok, my slightly random rant is over.
Thou giveth fever.
#713
Posted: 10/2/04 at 11:50am
Oh, Lea, you and your pearls of wisdom. I totally agree. I really want people to like me for who I am, and they do- I have lots of friends. And I'm not horrendously ugly either; there are definitely parts of my physical appearance that I like. But with the media, television, movies, and those Victoria's Secret Angels, it's just really hard to keep up my self-esteem.
#714
Posted: 10/2/04 at 12:02pm
Oh, Delphine and people- I was fooling around. Please, I try not to focus on physical features. I really don't care, I care just enough on MYSELF to make ME happy. But yeah, between my love for Orlando and my love to shop, I do come off as quite a bit shallow.
EDIT: And I do try not to hang with people who are completely looks-obsessed. I have quite a few friends, and they're all very nice, sweet people.
EDIT: And I do try not to hang with people who are completely looks-obsessed. I have quite a few friends, and they're all very nice, sweet people.
Real men are tenors.
Updated On: 10/2/04 at 12:02 PM
#715
Posted: 10/2/04 at 12:17pm
Oh, Monkey, we knew you were just kiddin'.
Seriously, keyboards need a sarcasm button. It would be unbelievably helpful!
Seriously, keyboards need a sarcasm button. It would be unbelievably helpful!
#716
Posted: 10/2/04 at 12:21pm
I really am going to have to resort to this:
*SARCASM*
*SARCASM*
Real men are tenors.
#717
Posted: 10/2/04 at 12:21pm
Oh yes, a SARCASM button, that's a REAL useful invention.
#718
Posted: 10/2/04 at 12:23pm
BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN, MADONNA
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2, AND BLONDIE
AND MUSIC STILLL ON MTV!
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY TELL HER THAT SHE'S UNCOOL
CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED
WITH 19, 19, 1985!
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2, AND BLONDIE
AND MUSIC STILLL ON MTV!
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY TELL HER THAT SHE'S UNCOOL
CAUSE SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED
WITH 19, 19, 1985!
Real men are tenors.
#719
Posted: 10/2/04 at 12:26pm
?
#720
Posted: 10/2/04 at 12:27pm
Sorry. 1985 came on the radio.
Real men are tenors.
#721
Posted: 10/2/04 at 12:33pm
Okay... WHY in GAWD's name does EVERY parent think that their child id the cutest, smartest child in the world?!? Even when the kid looks like the elephnat man and is nothing short of obnoxious??
#722
Posted: 10/2/04 at 12:59pm
Cause, like.....they love them and stuff. And a lot of parents are blind when it comes to physical feautres. Like, my mom thinks i'm the prettiest girl ever. I'm like....."Dude.....look at some of our celebrites and models." I mean, I'm not even going to try to pretend that's true.
Real men are tenors.
#723
Posted: 10/2/04 at 1:12pm
Okay, did anyone else think that little pageant girl on Stage Moms and Dads was just UGLY? I did not like that little monster. Ugh!
And BWG2, although I completely agree with you, I am curious as to what brought on that little post of yours.
And BWG2, although I completely agree with you, I am curious as to what brought on that little post of yours.
#724
Posted: 10/2/04 at 1:14pm
You call your Mom 'dude', Monkey?
#725
Posted: 10/2/04 at 1:15pm
I'm not surprised. She's mentioned several times on these boards that she uses the term "woman" in a derogatory fashion.
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