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The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera

The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera

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#1The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 10:32am

"Hey, gays—want another slap in the face? The departure of its artistic director means that New York City Opera's lofty plans to mount an opera based on Brokeback Mountain have fallen through. Sadly, we'll never hear the sweet sounds of Jack Twist's angelic tenor and Ennis del Mar's more dominant baritone on arias like, "You Know I Ain't Queer (Me Neither)," and "You Need to Shut Your Slop-Bucket Mouths, You Hear Me?" nor will we experience the full fury of a 300-person choir singing the "Carmina Burana"-esque climax accompanying Ennis's fateful first "taking" of Jack in their hillside pup-tent."
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#2re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 11:06am

I guess they figerred how ta quit it.


PEACE.

FindingNamo
#2re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 11:23am

Does anybody want to contribute to a fund to buy ad space in Variety demanding this opera goes forward?


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#3re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 11:29am

Only if it goes forward and right in to the pit. Yeah, I'll donate some bucks to that.

It was a rotten idea for an opera in the first place.

Two inarticulate characters who barely talk to each other are going to sing at me for 3-plus hours, nonstop.

No thanks.


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#4re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 11:42am

They were really going to make an opera based on Brokeback Mountain?

I agree with Besty......that would have been a horrible opera.


KFTC!!!!!

FindingNamo
#5re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 11:44am

Stanley Stella must be suicidal.


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#6re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 11:49am

Yeah, this feels less like a slap in the face and more like a fun little goose on the booty.

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SueleenGay
#7re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 11:56am

However, I believe the ballet is still a go.


PEACE.

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#8re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 12:48pm

I've always envisioned a country-western Jukebox musical.


Well, I just want to see Ennis singing "Back in the Saddle Again."

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#9re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 12:52pm

It would have to include I Love a Rainy Night and Queen of Hearts.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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Mister Matt
#10re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 12:52pm

It would have to include I Love a Rainy Night and Queen of Hearts.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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SueleenGay
#11re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 12:55pm

I Pitched A Tent The First Time We Met has always been my favorite.


PEACE.

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#12re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 1:02pm

Ummm....Rhinestone Cowboy?


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Borstalboy
#13re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 1:39pm

I heard the creators were moving on to something more "edgy" and "current"...so they're doing THE CHILDREN'S HOUR.


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#14re: The pain, the pain. There will be no Brokeback Opera
Posted: 11/11/08 at 2:11pm

"Now When You Turn Your Back On Me, is that Farewell or an Invitation?"


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