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The return of STAR JONES
#25re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/4/06 at 6:45pm
"Star, maybe instead of doing something no one will watch you should focus on dealing with your sham of a marriage."
Haha. Which one of you wrote this?
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
#26re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/4/06 at 7:03pm
That quote was signed, "Zoneace". Speaking of which, I haven't seen him around here in a long time.
Actually this one is quite funny, "yep... jesus has her back, but he should of took her big *** head. i guess you can't lose wieght up there....."
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Updated On: 12/4/06 at 07:03 PM
#27re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/4/06 at 7:59pm
Maybe you should start a "Whatever happened to..." thread. Haha.
I think she looks like a bobblehead now.
One time, Patti LuPone punched me in the face...
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
It was awesome. - theaterkid1015
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#28re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/4/06 at 8:38pm
Wow! What an auspicious comeback! A 2-hour special for TV One! What the hell is TV One??? I don't even think my cable provider carries it. Well... at least Mammamia Sammy2 has a new avatar to add to their collection. She looks like a Goddamn deflated piñata in this pic!
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#29re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/4/06 at 8:54pmyou *know* Al told her "girl, go out & get a job or i'm gonna meet a man with real estate on fire island! & dont think i cant do it! *SNAP*SNAP*SNAP*!"
#30re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/4/06 at 9:53pmI DO like her purse. anyway, I thought by now she would have been gaining the weight back.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#31re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/5/06 at 8:31am
down at fraggle rock
down at fraggle rock
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PED
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#32re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/5/06 at 9:18am
"From the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina to the groundbreaking of the Martin Luther King memorial to the hit series 'Flavor of Love,' Star Jones will highlight the hottest, the coolest, most important, most surprising and most disappointing events of the year."
FLAVOR OF LOVE?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#33re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/5/06 at 9:19amFlavor of Love was definitely NOT disappointing!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
DAME
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#34re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/5/06 at 12:44pmI yesterdays view they were introducing their new coffee mugs and Joy mentioned that she has a set with the old group and that it would be a collectible. Loved Rosies face.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#35re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:06pmFlavor of Love was the highlight of 2006.
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#36re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:09pmMaybe husband Al and the cast of Noah's Ark can be her first guest.
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#37re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:13pmSome of the comments on the link are hilarious. What is with her head? It's huge.
cheezedoodle
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#38re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/5/06 at 1:14pmI am convinced that if it were not for the stick up her ass, her head would fall off altogether.
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#39re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:11pmHer head is already bigger than her ass. Seriously, when she lost all that weight, I think her head grew...vertically.
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mattnyc2
Broadway Star Joined: 9/27/06
#40re: The return of STAR JONES
Posted: 12/5/06 at 5:52pmI would rather watch Tracy Morgan do am impersonation of Jones for two hours, complete with all the "I'm a lawyer" jokes, than sit through ten minutes of this crap.
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