The teacher asked her class to use the word "Definitely" in a sentence..she started with little Mary, who said "The sun Definitely comes up in the morning."
Very good, Mary - now Jane, you try...
"The Moon Definitely comes out at night"
Nice try Jane, not as creative but good.
Teacher worked her way through the students one at a time -saving Little Johnny for last (she was worried, because Johnny had a pottie mouth and always looked for an excuse to use it in class) Finally she got to Johnny who said:
"I have a question first."
Yes Johnny?
"Do farts have lumps in them?"
Uh, no Johnny, I don't believe they do.
"Then I have definitely sh*t my pants!"
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
