There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....

[Cruel_Sandwich]

There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#0

Posted: 9/3/06 at 11:58am

Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich MALKOVICH!

[ZONEACE]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#1

Posted: 9/3/06 at 12:03pm

your avatar is oddly appropriate

when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.

[Holly Therese]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#2

Posted: 9/3/06 at 12:10pm

Hotter than Hoff?!

"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...." -Wonderwaiter

[Chevstriss]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#3

Posted: 9/3/06 at 12:20pm

I snort w/ derision at the concept that either Malk or Hoff is hotter than Marjoe. After all, he blue-screen battled giant chickens and cinematically bonked Wonder Woman



and faith healing 100s of middled aged women before when he was barely adolescent? I'll bet that wasn't the Holy Ghost they were feeling. just a rush of hormones.

I'd fire you... if you weren't so g*dd*mn beautiful out there. - Blades of Glory blog

[dramaparoxysm23]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#4

Posted: 9/3/06 at 12:26pm

I personally find none of them attractive.

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And Starbucks will use the words 'large' and 'small', not pretentious crap like grande and tall.
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Updated On: 9/3/06 at 12:26 PM

[Chevstriss]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#5

Posted: 9/3/06 at 12:30pm

not even WONDER WOMAN?

I'd fire you... if you weren't so g*dd*mn beautiful out there. - Blades of Glory blog

[Cruel_Sandwich]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#6

Posted: 9/3/06 at 12:34pm

[everythingtaboo]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#7

Posted: 9/3/06 at 1:01pm

How about Evil Jared Hasselhoff from the Bloodhound Gang?

"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008

[Dollypop]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#8

Posted: 9/3/06 at 6:53pm

Sexier than David? There's always La Swit!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

[Chevstriss]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#9

Posted: 9/3/06 at 7:22pm

saw her do Love Letters last yr. Honestly, she was very good. Wore the longer wig. From the distance I was at, she looked just like 70s Swit. Still nice and trim too.

I'd fire you... if you weren't so g*dd*mn beautiful out there. - Blades of Glory blog

[Mr Roxy]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#10

Posted: 9/3/06 at 7:27pm

Does look fine for 70

The person I was thinking of sexier than Hasselhoff is none other than Dollypop

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[Dollypop]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#11

Posted: 9/3/06 at 8:40pm

Roxy, how many times have I told you to stop smoking the drapes!

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

[Mr Roxy]

re: There is A Person Sexier Than David Hasslehoff....#12

Posted: 9/3/06 at 8:48pm

A sense of humor is needed here

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