Theron & Townsend Plan Wedding - Sort Of

Theron & Townsend Plan Wedding - Sort Of

Hot Hollywood couple Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend are planning to wed the day it becomes legal for gays and lesbians to wed across America. The longtime couple are tired of being asked about their marriage plans so they've come up with a novel line to keep the press happy. Theron tells US news show Extra, "We came up with a new idea that we said that we would get married the day that gays and lesbians can get married - when that right is given to them. We've decided that we're gonna use that in a positive way, so the day that law gets passed then we'll get married."
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Just when I thought I couldn't love her any more than I already do.

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"Ban Marriage" by the Hidden Cameras

I was late getting to church on the morning of my ceremony

Stayed up too late the night before from fingering foreign dirty holes in the dark.
The morning sun blinded my eyes and made my skin look pale and tainted in the light

And there were steps to climb as I unloosened my tie
As I began to walk the aisle the congregation looked behind

But I continued past the pews and met my angel in a suit with a smile

And as I looked him in the eye I heard my bestfriend cry
That we aren’t fools to fall in love but let the ‘coupledom’ die

Ban marriage, ban marriage

The minister was drunk and high from his rewrite of holy verse with more lies
But the organist she played with a tenacity and grace that was fine

The whole room was filled with the thunder and flood
Of just one chord; the thrill and clarity of sound

But soon the song went slowly dead and I was forced to take a stand on one side; it was him or my fag hag, oh well, I guess she was never that good of a friend

After my fag hag friend fled the minister looked mighty fed and content

We said his rewritten vows that I could hardly pronounce
But was soon drowned out by that organ and the shout of

Ban Marriage, Ban Marriage, Ban Marriage, Ban Marriage

The congregation, stunned and dumbed, looked upon me with an innocuous stare I wept and on my knees I prayed that there be truth and there be light in my day
In my hung over haze I felt the thunder of God
It was the orders that I take the wrath upon my own rod

Then I repeated my own vows, they were perverted and the smelled of myself

That there is splendour in the harshness of bum
That the consummation makes a grumble and the sound that I have learned called:

Ban marriage, Ban marriage, Ban amarriage, Ban marriage,
Ban marriage, Ban it all!

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