Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!


5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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10. May I ask a stupid question? Your reply should be...Better than anyone else I know.

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How about people who get on the same airplane, say to Orlando and attempt small talk by starting of "Going to Orlando?". No, actually, I'm going to North Carolina, but I've got my chute, so we're okydokee

Or

When you call your internet provider because you can't get online and they refer you to their website for help.

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i think that maybe i'm guilty of all of these!
then again, i second them all...

the other one i hate is "can i go to the bathroom?" "i don't know, can you?"
i get so aggravated!

When you're throwing up and people say, "Are you okay?" CLEARLY I AM NOT OKAY.

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How about when poeple call you on your home phone and say.."Oh, You're Home?"....I usually say "No" and hang up !!!

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On the airplane thing- you could have a connecting flight and Orlanda is just en route to your actual destination. Then again, at the moment you are going to Orlando. But people could take the question differently.

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Please tell me people don't actually say that, Yenta!

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I hate those people on the buses and trains who, during rush hour, have to take the aisle seat and leave the window seat empty hoping no one will want to try and sit next to them. Most likely, the smelliest sickest germiest person will simply crawl all over you just for the chance to sit down involving way more body contact than if you had simply sat next to the window. Hate x 2 for those who sit in the disabled seating area and force the old woman with orthopedic shoes or the blind man to stand up all the while looking elsewhere as if they had no idea someone like this entered the bus right in front of them (I've seen it happen).

I also hate when you're looking for something and someone says, "Where did you have it last?" Obviously, the last place I had it was WHERE I LOST IT, DUMBASS! If I knew that, I wouldn't be looking for it, would I?

And one of my all-time favorites. It's the lunch rush and you're standing in a long line at McDonald's. You're finally close to the counter and when asked for their order, the person in front of you says, "Ummmmmm......let me see......what do you have?" ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?? First of all, I find it really hard to swallow that this person has no idea what McDonald's serves. You would have to be Ahmish and never set foot outside your village. Secondly, the menus are right in front of you the whole time stretched across the width of the restaurant and blindingly lit. Thirdly, just in case you are a foreign visitor (which most of these excruciatingly frustrating inviduals are NOT), each "meal" has a HUGE photo cruelly depicting the best-case scenario of said "meal" just so there can be no confusion as to what is available. The confusion comes later when you look at your food and try to draw the similarities to the picture, but I digress. Without a doubt, these people ask for multiple items not offered (tacos, onion rings, calamari, etc), demand free extras in abundance with an unfliching sense of entitlement, argue the price (prominently displayed next to each picture), and/or pay in pennies.

I'm so glad I got that out of my system.

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Updated On: 5/3/05 at 05:05 PM

"I also hate when you're looking for something and someone says, "Where did you have it last?" Obviously, the last place I had it was WHERE I LOST IT, DUMBASS! If I knew that, I wouldn't be looking for it, would I?"

My mother alway said that to me. Always. I would always come back with, "Well, if I knew that, I wouldn't have this problem, would I???" And she never learned not ask it anymore.

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I guess it just doesn't annoy me so much. :) Then again, I get on towards the beginning of my bus line and I almost always end up standing on the subway, so it's not a big thing for me.

Boobs, I love you. That just sent me on the floor in hysterical laughter. ((hugs boobsie)) xoxo

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Is this elevator going up - while standing next to the lit up sign ?

Someone asks you for directions on the bus or subway. You tell them & than they go & ask other people the same thing.

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