Things that are definitely not Jewish- Page 3
Things that are definitely not Jewish
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#50re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 8:04pmconfessionals. Liam, have you visited one lately?
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#51re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 8:07pmI bet he has DollyPop....the priest told him to say 5 Heel Merrys as a pendence.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#52re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 8:11pmOh, so he's the boy I saw in church yeterday afternoon trying to say his "Rosalie"!
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#53re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 8:12pm
eating cream cheese and guava jelly on a Ritz cracker...
definitely not Jewish.
(oops, can I say that word, "Jewish," without a few certain folks on this board suddenly accusing me of being an anti-Semite?)
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#54re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 8:33pmJose, put that on a bagel!
#55re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 8:41pmEating Turkey on white bread with mayo.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#56re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 8:51pm
Yenta, good idea....but it would have to be an "everything" bagel 'cause its the salt on the Ritz that brings all the flavors together.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#57re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 9:20pmNo Jose, try it on a salt bagel. The everything has garlic, onions, etc and that wont go well with guava jelly.
#58re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 9:22pmPastrami on white with Mayo, lettuce, tomato and chocolate milk...
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#59re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 9:28pmOrdering one Goy on a raft with mayo, let, tom and a side of brown moo juice! Would you like fries with that?
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#60re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 9:47pmMadonna (despite her protestations!)
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#61re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 9:51pmShe studied Kabbalah and thinks she can call herself Esther. Well, I have eaten whitebread and I am going to call myself Sister Mary.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#62re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 10:00pmA nun's name is GIVEN to her. She doesn't TAKE it. Therefore I name you Sister Miriam L'Chiam.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#63re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 10:09pmMy Hebrew name was also given to me. It is Miriam Rivka bat Sholom Hershel ve Yutke Mindl. Marian ruth daughter of What's his name and Joan Enid.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#64re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 10:12pmEnid??????? You should have never told me that!
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#65re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 10:17pmMy mother's middle is name Enid. I think it is pretty. but she never liked it. I like my Hebrew name better than my English one.
#66re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 10:19pm
I love that Shira Aliza translates nicely to Shira Aliza Bat Aharon-David and Elana...
EDIT: It means joyous song (how perfect for me!)
#67re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 10:20pmMy Hebrew name is Liotte Nirel. My English name is, oh wait, Liotte Nirel. (as in- lee-aht meaning you are mine, and Nare-el meaning light of God.)
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#68re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/22/05 at 10:31pmMiriam means bitter wqater. Go figure.
Poppy
Featured Actor Joined: 10/24/03
#69re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/23/05 at 12:16am
trailer parks
farmers
scrapple
eels
rabbit
ps I'm Jewish and I have a recliner :-O
#70re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/23/05 at 12:25am
TV Trays
Twin Beds
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#71re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/23/05 at 2:19pmChassidic couples sleep in twin beds. And they have so many children!
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