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Things that are definitely not Jewish

Things that are definitely not Jewish

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#0Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:19pm

Wonderbread, tight curls, miracle whip, pork...........keep adding.


"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

Mythus
#1re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:23pm

Me.

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#2re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:24pm

Camping


"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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MasterLcZ
#3re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:25pm

Foreskin


"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"

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Rathnait62
#4re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:26pm

I am definitely not Jewish, although I've been cast as a Jew twice in the past six months.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#5re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:28pm

Mazel Tov!


"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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BluCat500
#6re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:28pm

Christmas?


So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

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ConvinceMe2
#7re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:41pm

Hilary Clinton, no matter what she says.


ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#8re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:43pm

Shopping at Sears.


"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

Gothampc
#9re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:43pm

re: Things that are definitely not Jewish


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#10re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:48pm

Wreathes, cream sauce { unless it is on herring}, wrestling.


"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#11re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:48pm

Wreathes, cream sauce { unless it is on herring}, wrestling.


"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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OnTheAisle
#12re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 9:57pm

according to a Jewish girlfriend I had... paying retail


"Not a day goes by..."

insomniak
#13re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 10:05pm

Christmas is a debateable one. Some of the commecial Christmas things, like those Claymation movies, were made by Jews.

I'm not Jewish.

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feinstein9
#14re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 10:06pm

lacoste polos, tennis, volvos, racket ball
rap music, basketball
trucks, wranglers
bad taste
[this is coming from a reluctent wasp]

The Grovers Corners Yenta
#15re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 10:21pm

Beauty pageants


"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

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BluCat500
#16re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 10:27pm

...odd topic, just wondering what was the inspiration?


So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space

Jon
#17re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 11:08pm

The creative team behind SPAMALOT, as they point out in the show (although there are a few Jews in the cast).

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Jwei123
#18re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 11:25pm

shellfish!


awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

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Popular
#19re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 11:27pm

Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears! :)

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ConvinceMe2
#20re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 11:29pm

The new Pope


ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!

PJ
#21re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 11:36pm

Kristin Chenoweth.

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OnTheAisle
#22re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 11:38pm

Martin Sheen


"Not a day goes by..."

Gothampc
#23re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 11:43pm

re: Things that are definitely not Jewish


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 5/21/05 at 11:43 PM

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OnTheAisle
#24re: Things that are definitely not Jewish
Posted: 5/21/05 at 11:44pm

awww - I can't see that Gotham...


"Not a day goes by..."


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