Things that are difficult to say when drunk
Things that are difficult to say when drunk
Things that are difficult to say when drunk#1
Posted: 12/10/08 at 4:24pm
DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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re: Things that are difficult to say when drunk#2
Posted: 12/10/08 at 4:27pmPhyllis, can I buy you a drink?
things that are difficult to say when drunk#3
Posted: 12/10/08 at 4:47pmphyllis beat me...uh...i mean posted what i was thinking.
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things that are difficult to say when drunk#4
Posted: 12/10/08 at 4:59pm
Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
I usually don't pass up an offer to sing. Even if I'm somewhat intoxicated. Just ask anyone I've ever worked with. 
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
things that are difficult to say when drunk#5
Posted: 12/10/08 at 5:09pmAs evidenced by my embarrassing encounter with Sandra Bernhardt in London, you can add "Feel free..." to the list. I blush every time I think of it.
things that are difficult to say when drunk#6
Posted: 12/10/08 at 7:08pm
"Thank you for the offer, but no I do not want to pee next a bush or on the side of a building."
"Check please!" or "I think I'll close my tab."
things that are difficult to say when drunk#7
Posted: 12/10/08 at 8:47pm
Oh to be young again and be able to drink. White Russians, Black Russians, Grasshoppers.
I would have to say Worchestire and Marlboro would be difficult to say if you're drunk. My mom had a very difficult time saying Marlboro when she was sober. Those were the cigarettes she smoked but she couldn't pronounce them. Sometimes she would send me in to buy them and sometimes she would get them out of the machine.
things that are difficult to say when drunk#8
Posted: 12/11/08 at 12:50pm
"Rubber baby buggy bumpers"
It's hard to say even when sober!
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things that are difficult to say when drunk#9
Posted: 12/11/08 at 12:51pmPM sings like a bird....
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things that are difficult to say when drunk#10
Posted: 12/11/08 at 12:57pm
... a very shrill and annoying bird.
I'm trying to think of other things that are difficult to say while drunk... I can't actually think of anything in particular but introducing oneself while intoxicated can be hard. Or at least holding a somewhat sensible conversation.
In regards to "where is the bathroom?" - finding a bathroom in a restaraunt or bar while drunk can be a difficult task. Even if you have at least five people telling you where it is and you still can't find it.
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
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