This Doesn't Add Up
This Doesn't Add Up
CurtainUp2
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/8/04
#0This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 9:58pm
You must do the math in your head. No pencil, paper, or calculators.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Now add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
#1re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 9:59pm5000
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
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#2re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 9:59pm
5000 (although I suspect I'm wrong for some reason...)
EDIT: ooh, never mind! It's 4100!
Updated On: 12/2/04 at 09:59 PM
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#3re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 9:59pm4100?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:00pm
Tiff....haha. 
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#6re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:00pmyea 4100
Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do...
RIP Jason
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#8re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:01pm
THANK YOU FOR TALKING TO ME SPIDIE! (apparently you're not allowed to)
Am I right?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#9re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:01pmI still say 5,000. But math was never my strong suit. :)
#10re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:02pm
ha
-d.b.j-
Vary My Days.
Updated On: 12/2/04 at 10:02 PM
#11re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:02pm
4100 must be right.
(and I edited mine before I saw the others post, just so ya know!)
#12re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:03pm
My mother and I both added this thing. Where in the crap did you get 4100? 
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#13re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:04pm
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
= 1040
Now add another 1000.
= 2040
Now add 30.
= 2070
Now add another 1000.
= 3070
Now add 20.
= 3090
Now add another 1000.
=4090
Now add 10.
= 4100
I'm a GENIUS!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#14re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:05pm
Ah, got it. I accidentally mistook 100 for 1,000 when doing the final addition. Nice trick.
ETA: Well, that's why I shouldn't add things in my head. :P
Updated On: 12/2/04 at 10:05 PM
#15re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:06pmHey Tiff I got it too... and yay you have mastered the magnificent skill of addition.. but you still have a paper to write so everyone block her until she's finished!
Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do...
RIP Jason
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#16re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:08pmOkay, sir. I'm sorry.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Millie42
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/19/04
#18re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:18pm
I got 4100.... and I suck at math. big time.
Could I possibly have done mental math correctly!?
Curtain, where are you?
"My friends have made the story of my life."
-Helen Keller
#19re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:18pm
I DON'T get it...how could you possibly end up with 5,000? It's 4,100! Don't you know how to count! It's JUST addition - something you learn in kinder garten! You're such a loser!
(Thought I would be a bully for a change. It's as cracked up as I thought it would be. Guess I'll go back to my shell.)
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#20re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:22pmI KNOW, Capn! Right??!! I didn't even have to use my fingers! Much.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#21re: This Doesn't Add Up
Posted: 12/2/04 at 10:29pmBlock her! Its for her own good! Go see the thread about it! We need a board-wide shunning of Tiff until the paper is finished!
Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do...
RIP Jason
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
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