Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 100

[Delphine]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:45pm

*eyes bug out*

*edges slowly out of thread*

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:46pm

**tackles Delphi**

where do you think you are going??

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Delphine]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:48pm

Eep! I thought I could escape!

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:49pm

Nope.. I saw you!! hehehe welcome to... well Damn I dont know what to call this at the moment

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:52pm

Sex Ed. 101?

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:53pm

hmm no better yet..

Advanced Sex Ed Level 4

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:56pm

Uh oh. I think I may have missed the first 3 levels and been thrust (heh, thrust) into the more advanced class! I hope there's no exam...

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:57pm

maybe an oral one at the end of the term.. (provided we find you a test subject) hehehehe

Dont worry Allie, you will catch on quickly.. you are already are!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Delphine]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:57pm

Well, now I know about the Italian way of putting on a condom. Fun. Uh... I'll keep it in mind? Thanks guys?

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:59pm

Learn something new today Delphi dear?? The corruption continues..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:00pm

Test subject... sounds kinky. I can't wait.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:04pm

Yes Allie, kinky.. Very kinky.. That's kind of the point.. hehehe

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Delphine]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:05pm

So what else did you learn, Allie?

[Delphine]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:05pm

So what else did you learn, Allie?

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:09pm

Lubrication can be TASTY! Like pina coladas. And there are some CRAZY looking vibrators out there.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:11pm

did you get to sample the honey dust?? Did they have berry dust?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:15pm

Mmm, the honey dust was nice. I can't remember which one it was, but there was one that smelled AMAZING!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:16pm

Men suck. I need a vibrator.

[Delphine]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:19pm

Pina colada flavored? That is too good to be true. I wonder if it's any good just to eat as a paste, instead of actually using on another person... *ponders*

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:19pm

This one scares me.
Dancing Dolphin

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:19pm

Awww Shub!! I'm sorry.. so go get one..

(and umm men shouldn't suck they should lick, hehehehe)

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Delphine]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:20pm

Cam, you devil!

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:21pm

Delph, we were trying them. They tasted really good. I guess one girl last year bought a bottle just to eat. Which is kind of strange, but whatever.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:22pm

**looks around**

Who me a devil?? Umm NO! Never.. I'm an angel

**reaches up to adjust halo only to realizes it's disintigrated again**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Delphine]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 8:24pm

I like the way that girl thinks, Allie. I don't know if I would buy it just to eat, but it certainly seems like something to try...

And Cam, don't even try.