Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 99

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:45pm

wow....tupperware and sex in the same sentence.

that's a first

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:45pm

yeah fell out with some assistance.. hehehe..

You said flavored condoms too right Allie? I just cant imagine.. Eww licking latex.. GROSS!!!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:47pm

Who knows? Tupperware might be handy to have around during sex! To catch things. You know.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:47pm

flavored balloons

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:47pm

And she showed us the "Italian" way to put on a condom. With your mouth. Apparently, it serves two purposes: lipgloss, and well, I'm sure the second purpose is fairly clear...

I didn't buy anything, but now I know what's out there. Venus Envy calls!
Here's the company's site, if anyone's interested. They're local.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:48pm

My friend told me about a fabulous vibrator called "Mr. Bubbles." I'm intrigued. Anyone know anything about it?

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:49pm

hmm the "Italian" way to put on a condom with your mouth..

Licking latex Still Gross!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:52pm

Eww, why not just lick a tire? I don't care if it's safer (probably because I know the guys I'm with and I trust that they're safe) but blowjob with a condom...ehhh....

I've heard of Mr. Bubbles, but my friends are all about the Rabbit and this little one you stick over the top half of your finger with changing heads.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:54pm

The finger one is called the "Fukuoku 9000", and apparently it's a personal favourite of Sue Jo Hansen.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:55pm

Agreed Tiff.. although using a condom during a bj is safer it would make me gag.. EWWW

However I would have to say that if I could get passed the gagging from the taste of latex, it would make putting the condom on more fun for the other bedroom (or where ever) fun..

Ok well I'm heading home now.. be back on in a bit..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

Updated On: 2/8/05 at 06:55 PM

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 6:57pm

See ya, Cam.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:01pm

gah!! all this sex toy talk reminds me that I need to go buy Tiff her present, since she's too chicken to buy it herself.. hahaha

Ok I'm really leaving now..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:04pm

And don't forget that you need to go shopping with me, too!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:06pm

*excited about present*

Am I the only one who doesn't really like giving bjs? I mean, I'm glad that he enjoys it, but the actual act itself...I mean...he PISSES from there!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:08pm

I abhor giving them. I also will never swallow ever again.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:08pm

Can't say I've ever given one, Tiff.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:18pm

It seems that your question has killed the conversation, Tiff.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:26pm

I think that's some guilt of nausea talking!

I won't swallow ever again either. It takes like bitter, bitter medicine, and the guy just doesn't appreciate it enough.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:30pm

Aaaand we scared of insomniak. Oh well.

I've gotta run. It's 4:30 and I've got a huge Chinese dinner to go to. Will be back on tonight!

G'bye love!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:31pm

Goodbye love, goodBYE lo-o-o-ve, goodbye love... hello, disease

See ya, Tiff.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:33pm

Are you trying to say my leaving induces disease? Well, I suppose emptiness of the heart is pretty painful, especially when I'm involved.

G'bye!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:34pm

It is so gross. Maybe when he's not looking, I'll just spit quickly into the garbage pail and then croon about how amazing he is

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:37pm

Wow I leave and you talk about swallowing. haha..

Of course I will go shopping with you Allie!! it will be fun..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Allie]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:37pm

Woo, something to look forward to, eh?

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/8/05 at 7:42pm

as if hanging out with me isn't enough to look forward too, but actually going to the adult toy store.. You should be looking very forward to this!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas