Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#2600welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 1:22pm
i complain, and magically, it is fixed. cool.
morning allie! you are you holding up without that lovable amazon?
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#2601welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 1:26pmWell, you know, it's kind of difficult at times *chokes back a sob*, but I'm holding up okay.
#2602welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 1:27pm
**leaves unnoticed**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2603welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 1:31pmCOME BACK NOW.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#2604welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 2:06pm
**comes back only long enough to say**
I can lick my gums again!!
**leaves quickly**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#2606welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 2:13pm
What's wrong with licking my gums?? Now if I said I was licking other things, then yes maybe that would be a justifiable comment..
but alas I would never do that as I am an angel!!
**runs out again holding onto halo for dear life**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2607welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:04pmcam i thinik your halo's safe. it's wedged onto the horns. that puppy's not moving an inch.
#2608welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:12pm
it's not a matter of falling off or being taken, they tend to just disintegrate.. I still have no idea what causes it though..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2609welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:16pmhmm... must be water. water'll melt anything, especially green people and halos.
#2610welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:19pmbut I'm not green!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2611welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:21pmbut it disintegrates halo's too! that MUST be it.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#2613welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:23pm
so then it's nothing I'm doing to cause it??
**breathes sigh of relief**
I was begining to question my own virtue and purity..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2614welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:29pm
any water allie, even just a drop.
yeah cam, you're safe. it's not you. it's the damn water.
#2615welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:32pm
Yay!! I'm still sweet, innocent, pure and virtuous.. I feel so much better now
**mindlessly plays with tongue piercing**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2616welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:34pm
stupid water.
or is it that cam's soul is so unclean, pure water can melt her?
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#2617welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:35pm
uh... yeah....
*runs out before she laughs in cam's face*
#2618welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:35pm
You know what BST.. you are just asking for it today.. I think we need to step outside and settle this..
**is pure and clean**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#2620welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:39pm
you should be, I work very hard to keep my virtue intact.. contrary to popular belief around here..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2621welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:42pmyes. cam is an angel. i am just jealous of how pure and virtuous she is.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#2622welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:47pm
GAH!!! The site's going down tonight at 8. *cries* It's because Ellie's not here, I KNOW IT. Gosh, this place ain't the same without the lovable amazon, Ellie...
Hey, I'm pretty virtuous myself.
Well, I was.
*cries*
#2623welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:49pm
yeah I saw that Allie..
That's better BST.. and you should be jealous.. you could probably learn a thing or two from me..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2624welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/9/05 at 3:53pm
what????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Remembers that she has an audition and won't be home until 11pm EST, 8pm REAL TIME*
well, hope it's back up by then
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
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