Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 115
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#2850welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:03amok, actually, i haven't gotten laid since i got them done, but in theory.... lol. and i like it anyway.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2851welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:06amYeah see and here you are trying to convince me how fun it is to have them tugged on.. PSH!! Silence!! I will stick to my tongue piercing thank you..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2852welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:25amlol. i still wanna kiss a guy with a pierced tongue.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2853welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:27amhmm how would that work with both of you having a pierced tongue if you get yours done??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2854welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:29amhmm... good question. why don't you go find one with a pierced tongue and let me know?
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2855welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:34am
haha, no sh!t huh.. but ehh not high on my priority list. and not high on the criteria list for the datable/doable guy.. hahahaha
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2856welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:38amright now i'd go for a straight guy, preferably over 6' and decently attractive. is that too much to ask?
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2857welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:42am
haha, straight is important.. but yeah I think your criteria is acceptable.. it's not too much to ask..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#2858welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:47amit is here. all the guys are like my height. not acceptable!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2859welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:49am
what is your height??
Random: I smell all minty.. fun shampoo.. heheh
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#2860welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:52am
Cam! Join the fun!
TypeATiff (1:37:36 AM): Exactly six passengers occupy four adjacent rows on a landing commuter plane. The rows are numbered 1 through 4 from front to back. Three of the passengers are businesspeople and three are tourists. Two of the passengers are connecting to another flight, and four are arriving home. The rows are occupied by passengers in accordance with the following conditions:
If a row is occupied by a tourist, it is not also occupied by a businessperson.
No arriving tourist occupies a row immediately adjacent to a row occupied by a connecting businessperson.
Each row is occupied by fewer than three passengers.
TypeATiff (1:38:15 AM): Which one of the following is an acceptable assignment of passengers to rows?
game2.htm [Linked file]
a) row 1: one arriving tourist, one connecting tourist; row 2: empty; row 3: three arriving businesspeople; row 4: one connecting tourist
b) row 1: one arriving businessperson; row 2: one arriving tourist; row 3: one arriving tourist, one connecting tourist; row 4: one arriving businessperson, one connecting businessperson
c) row 1: one arriving businessperson, one connecting businessperson; row 2: one connecting tourist; row 3: two arriving tourists; row 4: one arriving businessperson
(D) row 1: one connecting tourist; row 2: two arriving businesspeople; row 3: one connecting tourist, one arriving businessperson; row 4: one arriving tourist
e) row 1: two connecting businesspeople; row 2: one arriving tourist; row 3: two arriving tourists; row 4: one arriving businessperson
TypeATiff (1:40:15 AM): Which one of the following must be true?
No row is occupied by exactly one passenger
No row is occupied by exactly two passengers.
TypeATiff (1:40:25 AM): No row is empty.
Row 1 is occupied by the same number of passengers as is row 3.
Row 4 is occupied by twice as many passengers as is row 2.
TypeATiff (1:40:35 AM): If a tourist is seated alone in row 4 and no two adjacent rows are occupied by businesspeople, when which of the following must be true?
Row 1 is occupied by exactly one businessperson.
Row 2 is occupied by exactly two tourists.
Row 3 is occupied by exactly two businesspeople.
Row 1 is occupied by a connecting passenger.
Row 4 is occupied by an arriving passenger.
TypeATiff (1:40:49 AM): If a connecting businessperson occupies row 3 and exactly two of the six passengers are arriving businesspeople, then which of the following must be true?
An arriving tourist sits alone in one of the rows.
Two arriving businesspeople sit together in one of the rows.
A connecting businessperson sits alone in one of the rows.
An arriving businessperson and a connecting businessperson sit together in one of the rows.
A connecting tourist sits alone in one of the rows.
TypeATiff (1:38:54 AM): Each of the following could be a complete and accurate list of the passengers in row 2 EXCEPT:
one arriving businessperson
two connecting businesspeople
one arriving businessperson, one connecting businessperson
one connecting tourist
two arriving businesspeople
TypeATiff (1:40:59 AM): If all of the businesspeople are arriving home, which one of the following is impossible?
Both connecting passengers are seated alone in different rows
Exactly one arriving passenger is seated alone in a row.
Exactly two of the arriving passengers are seated alone in different rows.
Both connecting passengers are seated together in a row.
Exactly two of the arriving passengers are seated together in a row.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2861welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 4:55am
not tonight.. too tired to do logic games.. I will read it tomorrow and then do it..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#2862welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 5:04am
"To give up worrying? OMG! Flowery- how did you do that? For me to give up worrying would be like... a different me, nobody would know who I am. Worrying/anxiety rules my life. It's me, a part of me. I don't like worrying all the time, per se, but, I jsut can't see myself without worrying. It's been me for my whole life and to change would just not be mentally or physically possible. I think worrying is a part of me. Worrying to me is like an attatchemnt, kinda like someone who was born with an extra finger. But, seriously, did you really give worrying up? How did you do it and how's it going now?"
If I were her, I'd be worried about my case of verbal diarrhea and oral ADHD, but maybe that's just me.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#2863welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 5:08am
cam i'm 5'7"
and just for the record, tiff's making my head hurt with logic games.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#2864welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 5:16am
*head is swimming* 2 more days. (Not even. Like 1.5 days.)
Excuse me guys, while I practice for a bit:
"Change, please, sir? Any spare change? A quarter? BJ for a dollar."
"Would you like fries with that? Supersized? What would you like to drink?"
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2865welcome to advanced sex ed level 4
Posted: 2/11/05 at 5:16am
haha nice.. well I'm heading off
talk to you all tomorrow
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#2866Place ain't the same w/o Ellie and b_s_t! :-(
Posted: 2/11/05 at 5:16amGood night too. I'm outta here.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#2867Place ain't the same w/o Ellie and b_s_t! :-(
Posted: 2/11/05 at 5:22am
So you guys wanted me to post a picture of myself, so I thought I'd start off with a really recent one, which has the benefit of probably looking like how I'll be for the next few years:
BTW, Allie, if you read this, I'm thinking of applying to Uni of New Brunswick and Dalhousie. Any feelings on them? What are they like? Which one's more prestigious?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2868Place ain't the same w/o Ellie and b_s_t! :-(
Posted: 2/11/05 at 11:00am
Oh Dear Tiffy.. You got someone to buy you food and coffee, that is sooo cute!!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#2869Place ain't the same w/o Ellie and b_s_t! :-(
Posted: 2/11/05 at 12:24pm
HAHA! Tiff, I saw that picture, and my eyes automatically went to the Tim Horton's coffee cup. Way to find a Canadian homeless person!
Hmmmm, UNB or Dal... I really don't know much about them. I'm only familiar with their smaller affiliations: St. Thomas, and King's. But if you pick Dal, you can come see me! If that's not a good enough reason, well then I don't know what is!!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2870Place ain't the same w/o Ellie and b_s_t! :-(
Posted: 2/11/05 at 12:32pm
Yeah she could go see you, I could go see you and we could all go shopping.. 
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#2871Place ain't the same w/o Ellie and b_s_t! :-(
Posted: 2/11/05 at 12:36pmOoo, shopping. I like that!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2872Place ain't the same w/o Ellie and b_s_t! :-(
Posted: 2/11/05 at 12:38pm
I thought you would.. 
It would be a fun and memorable adventure I'm sure!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BSoBW2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
#2873Place ain't the same w/o Ellie and b_s_t! :-(
Posted: 2/11/05 at 12:46pm
Oh, wow, this thread is either the biggest erotic thriller on bww, or the most disgusting thing ever...
And speaking of tugging, etc...read this:
http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html
It is written by the same guy that wrote Fight Club...
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#2874Place ain't the same w/o Ellie and b_s_t! :-(
Posted: 2/11/05 at 12:50pm
I'm guessing Biggest Erotic Thriller, because it's far from disgusting.. Why would you even suggest that it's disgusting?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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