Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 117

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:15pm

OMG I have the funniest story.. This guy that used to work for me when I managed one of the camera stores kills me.. First let me explain that store was an HR nightmare, we were all a bunch of pervs and probably should have been fired.. But that's besides the point..

So one say we were all bored and standing around talking about.. You guessed it sex. And so he proceeded to tell us about a past jacking off incident. The boy used Mayonaise.. I kid you not he told us he took a nice fat scoop of mayonaise and used it while he yanked away.. I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard. not to mention vomit..

WE aren't going to mention what I later foudn out he did when he found a copy of my tattoo picture..

**shudders violently**

Oh god I'm traumatized..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:15pm

EWWWW I hate penises and sperm!!!

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:18pm

Well I dont hate penises..

but Shub Add Mayo to that and then you can be really grossed out..

**vomits**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:19pm

Penises are ugly and gross. I like them but I don't like looking at them.

EWWWW

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:20pm

me neither....and mayonnaise? WTF!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:22pm

Boys are gross. They have cooties.

Oh my God, I'm regressing...

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:23pm

Well I happen to enjoy playing with penises.. maybe it's just me though..

isn't that the grossest thing ever.. F*cking mayonaise

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:24pm

Well, I don't like to play with anything like that....

And yes, that is gross...not as gross as candle wax though...

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:24pm

You want the grossest thing ever? A LOTR slash writer wrote a story about one of the actors from LOTR ejaculating in another's macaroni and cheese. The other actor then ate it.

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:28pm

umm....

::vomits::

Was it orlando and elijah?

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:28pm

EWWW..

You know suddenly my homemade cream of potatoe soup isn't soudning so appetizing for lunch today..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:32pm

No, it was not. I'm not going to say because I would feel bad doing that to them.

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:34pm

beacuse they're your best friends?

Posh, they're actors....

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:35pm

Well, it's not a true story, anyway So it's of no interest. SEE?

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:39pm

uh huh

[Allie]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:40pm

Conversation has taken a turn for the... less disturbing, I'd say? Kind of, at least.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:41pm

Don't remind me of the earlier unpleasantness. I just started eating

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:42pm

haha, nice..

**stares at soup trying not to vomit**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Allie]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:42pm

Okay. We won't go there! What are you eating? I'm SO hungry!

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:45pm

like Pea soup?

As in The Exorcist?

[Allie]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:46pm

BSO! PISS OFF! You're grossing me out today, and I may have to kick your ass.

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:47pm

Try me...

3:00 in the parking lot...

Give me 13 mins as of now! Updated On: 2/11/05 at 02:47 PM

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:48pm

that is disgusting.. and if you can't stop then go away!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:48pm

Chicken noodle soup, Allie.

Oh, that picture! That reminds me of when I met Linda Blair at the Chiller Expo in Jersey. She asked me to pick a photograph for her to sign, so I looked at all the pictures - some model photos, and others from movies - and chose an Exorcist one. Linda promptly said "Of course! They always want the ugly ones!"

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:49pm

Yeah, her young, teenage beauty was the only thing that got me through The Exorcist 2...