#2901
Posted: 2/11/05 at 2:15pm
OMG I have the funniest story.. This guy that used to work for me when I managed one of the camera stores kills me.. First let me explain that store was an HR nightmare, we were all a bunch of pervs and probably should have been fired.. But that's besides the point..
So one say we were all bored and standing around talking about.. You guessed it sex. And so he proceeded to tell us about a past jacking off incident. The boy used Mayonaise.. I kid you not he told us he took a nice fat scoop of mayonaise and used it while he yanked away.. I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard. not to mention vomit..
WE aren't going to mention what I later foudn out he did when he found a copy of my tattoo picture..
**shudders violently**
Oh god I'm traumatized..
So one say we were all bored and standing around talking about.. You guessed it sex. And so he proceeded to tell us about a past jacking off incident. The boy used Mayonaise.. I kid you not he told us he took a nice fat scoop of mayonaise and used it while he yanked away.. I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard. not to mention vomit..
WE aren't going to mention what I later foudn out he did when he found a copy of my tattoo picture..
**shudders violently**
Oh god I'm traumatized..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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