Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 12

#276

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:30am

Nia, we could always go back to my 'Roald Dahl's The Bitches' idea, and ditch these oh-so-superior ChumpyMcChumps...

*desperately tries to get 'gerbil up ass' image out of mind*

#277

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:31am

Well, now.
This thread has turned into a speculation center.
I think I'm straight. But who knows nowadays?
Maybe my obsession with female redheads isn't sexual.
::Looks at a picture of Marcia Cross::
Nope, it definetely is.

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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#278

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:31am

I wish google images wouldn't let me down. Lucky you.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#279

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:33am

**laughs at the fact Nia and Beka got a bag of salt and not the good stuff**

**uses it before they notice**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#280

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:33am

hahaaaa roald dahl's the bitches!!!! that made me laugh out loud, then i shut up because my dad decided to be weird and give me a bed time of 11 so i don't sleep till 3 tomorrow. (my next midterm is on friday, so have tomorrow and wednesday off)


acutally, it is wednesday. in that case, I (MIGHT) BE GETTING MY BRACES OFF TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!! *happy dance*


nia, everyone seems to be on here, though. if everyone will switch, i'll make a thread and we can come up with the title later...

#281

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:34am

*laughs because nia's bag is anthrax*

*is happy cause hers is e*

*wonders why she keeps talking in 3rd person*

#282

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:34am

Marcia Cross, Priest? And Lindsay? *wrinkles nose*

How about Catherine Zeta-Jones? How do you feel about her?

I want Thread Equality, damnit! Why should I post under a thread named after someone else, huh? Ellie, Beka, how do you feel about that?

#283

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:35am

Hah! As if everyone will switch! Good luck with that. Did you see what happened to the Hussy thread?

StickToPriest

<-- avatar is redhead

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#284

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:35am

Margo has given me enough grief about my Marcia Cross crush.
Don't you start, too.


Tiff: I'm going to have to take this oppurtunity to ask you to change your avatar for the sake of humanity.

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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

Updated On: 1/26/05 at 12:35 AM

#285

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:36am

Who's insincere tear was that?

Oops, perhaps mine.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#286

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:36am

But Tiff, please note your avatar looks as if it was rammed repeatedly by a blind kangaroo driving a lawnmower.

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Real men are tenors.

#287

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:37am

Ellie, Beka, how do you feel about that?

I DON'T LIKE IT!

i say we make a thread with all of the member's names in it, then don't allow anyone else. our own private thread. funnnn

#288

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:37am

tiff's avatar = what happens when someone's FACE gets raped

#289

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:38am

She paid a lot of money to look that cheap!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#290

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:38am

Well, after just having recovered from the Tiff/E_S/Delph/Nia thread, now comes this body blow...does nobody love poor little Ellie? DIE, thread, DIE!!

#291

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:39am

wow that was a description MOnkey

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#292

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:39am

What? Wait, why are you dying?

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Real men are tenors.

#293

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:39am

Beka, we're above such cruelties.... We should not discriminate, except in certain cases when people have avatars that look like- Monkey dear, how did you describe it?- downright nasty, in short. We don't want to hurt our eyes.

#294

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:39am

CAM, CHANGE IT! *teacherly voice* you're hurting people's feelingssss.

nia, ellie, etc., i say we BOYCOTT!

Updated On: 1/26/05 at 12:39 AM

#295

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:40am

I say don't let the door bitchslap you on the way out.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#296

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:41am

*giggles at picture in mind about bitchslapping and tiff's current avatar...*

#297

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:42am

How can a door bitchslap?

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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#298

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:43am

It just can. It's a bitchy door, mmkay? It swings open too quickly, and slams closed too fast.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#299

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:43am

uhh Beka, Tiff Av likes being bitch slapped

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#300

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:44am

You can do it.
It's all up to you, mmmmkay.

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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.