Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 11

#251

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:10am

I know what you mean Tiff.. I dont pm him either.. actually I rarely go to that thread.. even more rarely do I post there..

Evening Priest..

Nia glad you could join us..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#252

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:12am

haha, we're all so BEYOND normal posters...

#253

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:15am

normal?? **looks confused** who wants to be normal?

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#254

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:15am

I have never even clicked on the Anthony thread (I don't think), after what I've heard you guys say. I like him and all, but I'm sure he'll live without EllieLove.

Priest, homework? I mean really, how important is that? Not at all, I say. Excuse me for a mo. Spare change mister? Yes, I am on a laptop, but I still need your change! Well, **** you too! Sorry about that. Homework is for losers. BWW is for winners. Yes.

Nia, why just tonight? Even once in a while?

#255

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:16am

Hey Priest. I got off easy on the work tonight.

I feel loved. I love you all for making me feel loved and being nice when I'm too frazzled to make sense. *hugs*

So why are only BST, Tiff and Cam the Bitches?

#256

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:17am

YES, I'D LIKE AN ANSWER TO THAT ONE, TOO.


*feels left out*

#257

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:18am

I'm too ____ to be a bitch.
I can be someone's bitch, not that I want to.
But never a bitch.
::looks off innocently::

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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#258

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:20am

I want an answer too! Harumph.

#259

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:21am

ahh Priest you want to be our bitch??

it was better than being bso's angels

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#260

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:21am

Because b_s_t, Cam and I have always referred to ourselves as the Bitches of Eastwick (in fact, if credit may be given where it's due, I came up with it *beams proudly*). So it takes a lot to reach our level of bitchiness. We're just very catty people by nature.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#261

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:22am

Ellie, I should stick to my guns... and I DO have to get some things worked on.

Priest, you're on a BROADWAY message board. Your bitch card wasn't just handed to you, it was shoved down your back pocket and cemented with a nice hard slap on the ass.

Bek, we're cool enough for our own thread. Whaddya say?

#262

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:23am

Nia.
I have no comment.
::Goes off to yell at a squirrel for breathing on my car::

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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

#263

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:23am

yes, nia, i think we are. who should make it? (would anyone join it?)

#264

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:23am

Honest question: Is StickToPriest straight?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#265

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:24am

are you aware that squirrels are secretly plotting to take over the world?? according to my former choir director they are.. and she's scared to death of them.. hhehe

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#266

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:25am

squirrels... *ponders*

#267

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:25am

squirrels.. think about it..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#268

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:26am

Tiff, Priest CLAIMS to be straight, but you can't carry a Straight Man card and a Bitch one.

Cam, what did I tell you about the white powder? Don't snort it, just give it to me.

Beka, we do need something.

#269

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:27am

**holds onto baggy of white powder for dear life, ready to kill anyone who tries to take it**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#270

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:27am

Did anyone hear the urban legend that Richard Gere once stuck a gerbil up his ass?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#271

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:27am

what shall the title of this AMAZING thread be?


*sneaks in to steal the stash before nia gets it*

#272

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:28am

**tackles Beka**

dont make me hurt you!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#273

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:30am

*tackles cam back, and WINS!*

you didn't really bring that up, tiff...?

#274

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:30am

*watches the scuffle*

*observes the stash rolling away from the Bitches*

*picks it up*

That was easy. But naming a new long term thread, now that's tougher. I don't like 'name' threads, they make people feel inferior... Bek, thoughts?

#275

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:30am

Let them go, Cam. They won't win. It'll die faster than the Goddess Thread and the NEverending Thread put together.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell