Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#250re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:10am
I know what you mean Tiff.. I dont pm him either.. actually I rarely go to that thread.. even more rarely do I post there..
Evening Priest..
Nia glad you could join us..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#251re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:12amhaha, we're all so BEYOND normal posters...
#252re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:15am
normal?? **looks confused** who wants to be normal?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#253re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:15am
I have never even clicked on the Anthony thread (I don't think), after what I've heard you guys say. I like him and all, but I'm sure he'll live without EllieLove.
Priest, homework? I mean really, how important is that? Not at all, I say. Excuse me for a mo. Spare change mister? Yes, I am on a laptop, but I still need your change! Well, **** you too! Sorry about that. Homework is for losers. BWW is for winners. Yes.
Nia, why just tonight? Even once in a while?
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#254re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:16am
Hey Priest. I got off easy on the work tonight.
I feel loved. I love you all for making me feel loved and being nice when I'm too frazzled to make sense. *hugs*
So why are only BST, Tiff and Cam the Bitches?
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#255re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:17am
YES, I'D LIKE AN ANSWER TO THAT ONE, TOO.
*feels left out*
#256re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:18am
I'm too ____ to be a bitch.
I can be someone's bitch, not that I want to.
But never a bitch.
::looks off innocently::
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#257re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:20amI want an answer too! Harumph.
#258re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:21am
ahh Priest you want to be our bitch??
it was better than being bso's angels
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#259re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:21amBecause b_s_t, Cam and I have always referred to ourselves as the Bitches of Eastwick (in fact, if credit may be given where it's due, I came up with it *beams proudly*). So it takes a lot to reach our level of bitchiness. We're just very catty people by nature.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#260re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:22am
Ellie, I should stick to my guns... and I DO have to get some things worked on.
Priest, you're on a BROADWAY message board. Your bitch card wasn't just handed to you, it was shoved down your back pocket and cemented with a nice hard slap on the ass.
Bek, we're cool enough for our own thread. Whaddya say?
#261re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:23am
Nia.
I have no comment.
::Goes off to yell at a squirrel for breathing on my car::
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#262re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:23amyes, nia, i think we are. who should make it? (would anyone join it?)
#263re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:23amHonest question: Is StickToPriest straight?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#264re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:24am
are you aware that squirrels are secretly plotting to take over the world?? according to my former choir director they are.. and she's scared to death of them.. hhehe
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#266re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:25am
squirrels.. think about it..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#267re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:26am
Tiff, Priest CLAIMS to be straight, but you can't carry a Straight Man card and a Bitch one.
Cam, what did I tell you about the white powder? Don't snort it, just give it to me.
Beka, we do need something.
#268re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:27am
**holds onto baggy of white powder for dear life, ready to kill anyone who tries to take it**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#269re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:27amDid anyone hear the urban legend that Richard Gere once stuck a gerbil up his ass?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#270re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:27am
what shall the title of this AMAZING thread be?
*sneaks in to steal the stash before nia gets it*
#271re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:28am
**tackles Beka**
dont make me hurt you!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#272re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:30am
*tackles cam back, and WINS!*
you didn't really bring that up, tiff...?
insomniak
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
#273re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:30am
*watches the scuffle*
*observes the stash rolling away from the Bitches*
*picks it up*
That was easy. But naming a new long term thread, now that's tougher. I don't like 'name' threads, they make people feel inferior... Bek, thoughts?
#274re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM
Posted: 1/26/05 at 12:30amLet them go, Cam. They won't win. It'll die faster than the Goddess Thread and the NEverending Thread put together.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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