Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 154

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:36pm

And I shall not diss New Scotland since that may be my new home.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:36pm

Eeek, closer to me! I guess I'll know by the impending stench.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:37pm

That would be Allie farting.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:37pm

I'll send y'all some of this lovely sunny day we have down here. Maybe that'll help.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:39pm

Hey, hey, HEY! Be nice, Miss Tiff. How many other people do you know out here?? HMMMM? Who's going to take you to Your Father's Moustache to have a good time? WHO'S going to take you to Citadel Hill so you can look at some pretty men wearing kilts and blowing the HECK out of some bagpipes?! Who? WHO??

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:41pm

I'm sure Tiff is vomitting at the thought of her father's moustache giving her a good time. Eew!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:41pm

1. If I'm having fun in my father's moustache, then someone call social services, and make sure I abort my deformed baby.

2. If I wanted to see some men in girlie clothes blowing their sacs, I would have continued working for Cirque Du Soleil. Damn their flexibility. Damn them to hell!

Oh, oh, speaking of which, do you guys wanna see the 2 performers from Alegria who are dating in real life? Sweetest folks, but man, would they be KINKY in bed.

[Allie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:44pm

I'm not even going to justify this crap with a response. *sniff* Seriously, Halifax is fun!!!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:44pm

Another thing - Kelly Osbourne lives in Vancouver. No.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:49pm

Yeah, she does. And her condo is GORGEOUS. I hate her. (Although she's supposed to be very nice.)

Allie, Hali is fun, but not as fun as watching these two's illicit home video.

The one on the bottom. (She's older now.)


Plus him.



Hot right??

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:50pm

Is that lady wood I see?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:51pm

On him or her?

[Allie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:51pm

Uh, yeah Tiff, that's hot...

Anyway, I'm going to bed! And look! It's not even midnight yet! *is proud of self*

Talk to you guys later!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:53pm

*waves by to Allie*


Ellie, this is serious. I just did something F*CKing crazy. Get this. Sit down.

I just cut off a bite of cheesecake with my fork. Put it towards my mouth. Cheesecake falls off and somehow rolls underneath my desk.

I ponder for 3 seconds. Take 2 seconds to put down my plate and move back my chair. Took a good 5-7 seconds to feel around under the desk to find the morsel. Then popped it in my mouth.

I'm stressed.

[insomniak]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:53pm

Tiff, I don't even know what to think...

If Angst wasn't dead, I'd ask this there but since it is:
What do you do if one of your girlfriends might have a crush on you?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:54pm

'Night Allie! Don't leave me alone with Tiff for long, though...I'm scared. *trembles*

Oh, when you said 'she' referring to 'the one on the bottom', I thought you meant the bottom picture. And how could he have lady wood anyway? Eejit.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:55pm

Duh, Smellie, because he could have a hergina!!

And no, that's not lady wood. That's her hipbone. Ew, right?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:56pm

OCK, TIFF!!!!! You have really let your standards drop. My mom used to tell me to bless it first, then eat it...

Nia, let them down gently?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:57pm

ELLIE! It's BAD RIGHT?? What the F*CK?? I JUST ATE CHEESECAKE OFF THE FLOOR!!!!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 10:58pm

You are a tramp.

[insomniak]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:00pm

We had a 'moment'. We were off walking together and I'm not sure exactly what we were talking about, this was last week, and I think it might have been about whether or not you'd hop the fence for any female celebrities and I mentioned Catherine Zeta-Jones (of course) and she said something about it too... and we kinda stopped and she was wondering what it was like to make out with a girl and said semi-jokingly 'wanna try it?' She always tells me I'm cool and pretty and things... hm...

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:02pm

On the other hand, cheesecake is cheesecake. But on the other hand, you're still a filthy skanktramp. Think of all the little germs you swallowed, the animal faeces traces that you've dragged in on your WalMart stilettoes...hell, your own faeces, now that you're a tramp.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:03pm

Do you wanna try it? However, I don't think she meant anything by it...obviously I don't know much about it, but perhaps it really was just a simple 'wanna try it?'.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:04pm

That's a weird moment. Yvonne keeps telling me about how she'd like to be a man (like, ALL the time), and always refers to me as the "hot one" with a "hot body", and how we're almost like "twins". It's either a crush or a Single White Female situation.

Whatcha gonna do?

Ellie...I just...there's no denying it. I'm a dirty tramp, but WORSE, I'm a dirty tramp who ate dirty cheesecake. And I'm a hypochondriac who know feels like the fuzz balls are stuck to my throat.

[insomniak]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:04pm

Tiff, we talked about the cheesecake. It's off of a snowy floor and it's too cold for any germs to survive so you'll be fine. And it was CHOCOLATE, damnit.

Ellie, I don't know. I'm not opposed to the idea of girls, but I don't know.