Okay, um, keep in mind I've never watched hte show so this recap may be a bit confusing.
So Sawyer (? hunky guy) was about to kill a boar to eat it, but the pretty dark haired girl (evangeline lilly?) didn't want him too, so he didn't. And she gave him the sex look.
Cut to commerical.
Now Pudgy McHobbit is walking with blondie through the woods.
Oh nad now Hunky Sayer is pointing a gun at Party of 5er, wh was chopping wood. But he's just kidding, and gives him back the gun, even though Party of 5er asked him to give it back 2 days ago.
And 5er ex-gf "gave" Sawyer something, and 5er is like, "What did she give you?" and Sawyer's all "nothing she wasn't willing to part with." Oh, and now he's talking about the White Soxs (red sox?)( never winning the series?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell