Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 163

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 10:42pm

I looked her up - only 2 of her posts remain, one of which seemed quite valid to me...Green Day ARE the best band in the world!! But if you hate her, I hate her!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 10:56pm

Ellie, that's a good attitude. I hate you. How do you feel about that?

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 10:56pm

headache. ugh. can i just say that i hate sports. and i had basketball fans screaming in my ear for the past 2 1/2 hours. and now i have a killer headache?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 10:58pm

See, Tiff...I know that's not true, as was made evident by the many rather inappropriate gifts you have showered upon me since our first encounter...and please, go back to Vancouver - it must be cold out there on my front lawn. I'M NOT LETTING YOU IN.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:08pm

good job ellie!

be strong. tiff's like an STD. you can't get rid of her, but she's pretty easy to avoid.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:13pm

But her face is still pressed up against my window - I'm scared...

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:18pm

hold some bad food up.
she'll go running.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:19pm

Beggars can't be choosers. *reaches in*

Aw, ****. Tomato-based?

*throws it and continues peering on*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:20pm

9...1...1...come quick, there's some scruffy man outside...

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:22pm

throw a bag of flaming poop at her.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:23pm

*looks around desperately for some flaming poop*

Are you sure that'll make the ugly man go away?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:24pm

put a dollar sign on the bag.

the ugly man will go running after it.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:25pm

Hey, if there's no blood, I won't discriminate.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:26pm

Aahh I've found some SH*T...

*flings HowToDismantleAnAtomicBomb out window* Updated On: 2/19/05 at 11:26 PM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:27pm

so, total threadjack here...

but isnt it kind of odd that if we were to pass one another on the street, we wouldnt know.

well, unless we passed tiff....we'd smell her.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:27pm

*catches it, pops it onto Discman, gets cozy on roof*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:30pm

Ack - I'm sorry Bono! I do actually love HTDAAB! I feel guilty....U2 are still old and past-it, though. Couldn't put on a live show if they were on life support. (I have no idea what that means...)

Yeah - we'd recognize Tiff from her whole filthy skanky yeti look...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:31pm

I was just telling BST that I was seriously contemplating prostitution for like 30 seconds today.

My AIM away message was, "Please let me into your law school. I'm too dumb to be a doctor, and too ugly to be a porn star."

*sigh*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:33pm

But it would have to be a hot guy, right? That's not so bad...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:34pm

Would a hot guy need a hooker? Richard Geres don't just walk around every day you know. (Especially when gerbils are so readily available.)

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:35pm

Yeah...I suppose...and especially a hooker like you...

Which reminds me - remember you promised to post a pic of yourself? Or have it as your icon? Well, where are you??

Updated On: 2/19/05 at 11:35 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:37pm

Here. No where.

But where are you?? Oh yeah!!

*scampers off*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:42pm

Gah.................you saved that....just shows how much you love and adore me, and want to marry and kiss me. Well you can't. Who is that stunning gamine beauty anyway?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:44pm

heeheehee

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:47pm

Isn't she hideous? I wanted MJ, but I figured this one had a more horrific effect.

(And can I just say it totally disorients me?)