Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 164

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:48pm

Me too!

I'm so distracted when I see a vision of such wonder...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:52pm

Well, even the wonders of the world included distaster, which would include this trainwreck of a creature. Abuse of blond dye is so tragic.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:53pm

How dare you!!!!!?????

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:54pm

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[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:54pm

Indeed. How dare I hide behind Clairol. I didn't even spring for L'Oreal Preference.

<-- Aren't I ugly?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:56pm

BST, your signature never fails to amuse me.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:56pm

Er, quite, b_s_t...

I'm sure whoever that stunner is, she'd be quite offended to hear you make untrue allegations, and imply certain LIES...however, I will say this...the outfit - stunning.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:57pm

"I wouldn't call racism bad, per se" - Raggy Q poo, 2005

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/19/05 at 11:59pm

Ellie, that's becoming my signature.

And what outfit are you referring to? Quite the inference to make, seeing as all that's shown is some stringy hair to make Aragorn ashamed, and a mock-goth necklace to make Ozzy 2005 seem like a badass.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:01am

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[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:02am

Underneath, I'm in my birthday suit, which is breath-taking.

And I really don't like that pic - it's just the best I could find - in person I'm much prettier and less manly! Plus my hair is longer, and much much nicer now. BTW, you can change it now!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:03am

Who, b_s_t? Tell us and we'll do it, promise!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:05am

Are you really prettier? Like, actually out of the negative digits?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:05am

Whore.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:06am

If I were a whore, I wouldn't have this money trouble, would I?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:06am

Nobody wants you. Skank.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:07am

My roommate. This is the gist of it:

One of my best friends was going to come up and visit me this weekend. But then she didn't because my roommate AND her boyfriend were going to be here, and the apartment is way too small for 4 people to live in.
But my roommate and her boyfriend just left...they are going to the place they grew up (about an hour from here), and the roommate wont be back until monday night.

GAHHH

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:08am

Aww F*CK! That sucks. Wait, what do you mean your best friend? Like, after me and my 20 personalities, right?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:09am

Put slugs in their beds as a treat for when they get back, and soak their pillows in urine.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:11am

I would....but she has a LOCK on her bedroom door...like, with a key. Which is so f*cked up, and she could get in HUGE trouble for it, since management doesnt have a copy of the key (I will use this to my advantage...but i am waiting til right before i move out)

and tiff, i said ONE OF.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:11am

Or just hide the condoms and "accidentally" tell the BF that she went off her birth control a month ago.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:12am

Or even better, congratulate him on the happy news!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:13am

no...he'd be happy.

his life is going absolutely nowhere, so he'd like nothing more than if she got knocked up and he had to move in for real.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:16am

Do a Llorena Bobbitt. Or do you not want to go to jail?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 12:22am

ideally, no jail.

plus, i doubt he still has a dick. i think she keeps it in a jar, and lets him have it when hes been good.