Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 174

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:23pm

She's the real attention whore..

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:24pm

she's a whore of all sorts!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:26pm

I didn't realize her mams were so big! (I mean, not "big", but bigger than mosquito bites.)

Oh, and her text messages. If Ellie can get into Ivy League, Paris sure cane:

· tell ken about jess trying to bone JT
· Do you wanna leave soon, ill pretend I hsve 2 go pee and u wait 3 mins than come by yourself to the back entrance
· Victor magic tan representative.
· that’s hot tank tops like chrome hearts iold english writinh that’s hot
· call maroon 5 get birth control kill pill [Ed: We can relate to this last one — Maroon 5 always gets us in trouble.]
And, our personal favorite:

· And what conversation might that be bitch?
What do you think kristen
Did she learn her lesson?
Welsome back to gamma?
I think gamsy wants a little kiss
Its a gamma tradition
Gamsy is waiting

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:27pm

um yeah slightly!!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:34pm

I love how her mom's info is stored as "Paris Mom, Marianna". Like, she needs to remind herself?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:36pm

Tiff, I think Marianna is her boyfriend, Paris's, mom. Yes, she is dating a Paris.

My favorite was the message from Lindsay Lohan about Jessica Simpson doing coke in the bathroom.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:37pm

I dotn think those are actually her boobs.. she has bareeely bumps from what I can tell when I have seen her on tv.. maybe I jsut never payed attention..

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:43pm

Shub, where's THAT one? I have to admit, I find this strangely fascinating. I feel kinda sorry for the girl though. Sure, she's an idiot and she dresses like a ho, but she's she's labelled a slut just because she made a sex tape, but I mean, she made it with her boyfriend at the time, and it was supposed to be kept private. And I'm sure all of us have done the videotaped bit, hmm? And some people (not you guys, I'm just sayin') were calling her an idiot for getting this **** hacked into, but I'm sure it's just as easy to hack into anyone else's PDA - she just happens to be a celebrity.

Oh, and I want a tmail.com email account now. It seems like the cool thing to do.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:45pm

She's seriously dating a guy named Paris? That's so uncool. Hehe. Who is he?

And Cam, I had my doubts too, but I'm pretty sure these are all from her camphone. Maybe it was her time of month?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:45pm

It was one of the emails on her phone.

I know what you mean. And now all these people have to change their numbers because they're getting random phone calls from strangers.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:49pm

I know, I think somewhere Pat O'Brien said he was getting like 50 calls an hour. Like, what would people say to Anna Kournikova? "Hi, you don't know me, but umm...I know you. And like, you're really hot and you make me moist. Hello? Hello? Are you still there?"

I still wanna call Adam Levine and tell him I'd like to have his nasally-voiced children though. Just a little.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:50pm

I doubt most of them work anymore.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 3:53pm

Yeah, I doubt it too. And that must be a pain in the ass. I'm not a celeb (well, I mean, I AM in my own mind, but...) and already I'd rather pay a higher price for my crappy cell phone service instead of changing to a better deal at another cell company, and have to go through all the trouble of telling all my friends, acquaintances, work, companies, services, etc. etc. my new number. Ugh.

I suppose the worst phone call would be "OHMYGOD GUYS THE NUMBER WORKED! Shh, shh. ADAM IT REALLY IS YOU, OH MY GOD!!" *click*

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 4:01pm

Oh god you kill me.. hahaha.. you love Adam from maroon 5.. hehe fabulous!

can't you switch providers yet keep the number.. that is very common these days..

RANDOM: My makeup bag smells like Jack Daniels.. Dammit.. this is annoying..

Updated On: 2/22/05 at 04:01 PM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:04pm

ok, cam...eew.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:05pm

Cam--YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ON THE RANDOM THREAD IN AGES!!!!!!

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:07pm

Eww is right.. f*cking bottle leaked in my carry on..

Awww Bon.. I haven't been on the board in almost a week.. I was out of town..

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:10pm

i'm scared of my mailbox.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:11pm

Go look!

Tiff, sorry, I just saw your post from hours ago...she's dating some prince or something whose name is Paris.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:12pm

i'm on campus...so going to check the mailbox would be a 30 minute long journey...

and i don't wanna...because what if something BAD came?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:14pm

GOOOO

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:15pm

noooooooooo

because if someting bad came, i don't want to get it and then have to go to work.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:18pm

I'm sure it's all fine BST.. go check! Face your fears.. balls to the wall just do it!!

I believe the famous quote is "there is nothing to fear but fear itself"

Now GO!!!

Updated On: 2/22/05 at 05:18 PM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:22pm

i can't. i'm on campus and i dont have my car.

so i'd have to take the bus, and then i'd be late getting back for my office hour.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:27pm

Is there anyone you can call who can check for you? The fear sucks, but the waiting is even worse. GO!!