Hey poodle.
Yeah. Not a fangirl. *coughs and avoids eye contact*
Are you doin' okay today BST? You're lucky. If you were accepted, I'd be mean to you this morning.
SH*T, I was supposed to leave, wasn't I?
BB in an hour!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell