Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#4625DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 3:54pm
Oh hun, of course you were missed.. I'm just too out of it right now..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4626DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 3:56pmbah humbug!
#4627DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 3:59pm
are you Scrooge now??
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4629DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:01pm
yes, yes i am. now get to work, cratchit!
#4630DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:02pmNope Dammit.. that woman was a B*tch.. Believe it or not I didn't even get carded today.. wooo hooo.. Bought midori and 99 banana's.. My coworker said the 99 Banana's is really good.. (it's also 99 proof)
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4631DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:05pm
eep...midori good..99 bananas bad.
#4632DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:07pm
Yes I love Midori.. but I was all out at home.. I still have plenty of Jack Daniels though..
Have you tried the 99 bananas??
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4633DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:08pmI just couldn't believe how she handled it. She was treating us like we were going to get drunk and burn down the store. I hate prejudice people like that. If it had been such a huge damn deal about me being in the store they should have been carding people at the door. That's crap because my sister took me into one of those stores and bought stuff and they didn't say anything. ugh.
I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.
How Long 'Til DC?
#4634DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:09pmhell yes i have...one of the drunkest moments in my life. i was sick as a dog...partly because i hate bananas.
#4636DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:16pm
I love bananas Guids.. Yummy **licks lips** one of my drunkest moments was a halloween party when my best friend and I drank an entire large bottle or jeger, a bunch of midori, mudslides, tattoo, and then started working on the Jack Daniels.. God were we hung over the next day.
Prima, she was rude and treated us horribly.. I think it's because she thought we were going to go get raging drunk and that I was barely 21.. yeah well I think not.. She probably would have given me hell over a Cali ID too.. And your right there should have been someone carding at the door or a sign clearly posted or something.. I mean seriously they must think we are extremely stupid or something.. I guess that's what you get in little hicksville Pennsylvania though..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4637DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:22pm
i liked bananas when i was a kid..now i can't eat anything even banana flavored.
and jack...ewww... whiskey is bad.
#4639DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:28pmlike a cramp on the inside of your stomach (at least mine did)
#4640DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:29pm
not a whiskey fan huh? I usually mix it with something but that night it was straight out of the bottle.. Not even in a shot glass.. it was funny.. For me what I drink all depends on my mood.. sometimes I like froofy girly drinks and others I like the harder stuff..
I will never forget new years my sophmore year in high school.. We go sooo drunk.. it was crazy.. (my parents were funny and bought the alcohol for us) I was the only one that didn't get sick and pass out.. it was pretty shocking considering I drank more than everyone else.. I even made my dad make another alcohol run..
Ohhh the good old days..
so why the sudden change in liking bananas? I'm all for a peanut butter and banana sandwich. mmmmm
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4642DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:30pmi dunno why i stopped liking bananas. i just got tired of the taste i guess, i dunno.
#4644DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:33pmooh ooh pick me...lemme guess....YOU did? do i win a prize?
#4646DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:36pm
**hands BST a drink**
You deserve it hun..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4647DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:36pm
nah...just give the prize to cam.
sure you get a prize...tell him what he's won Johnny!
#4648DC
Posted: 2/24/05 at 4:37pm
**does happy dance**
I get a banana.. wooo hooo..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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