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#4626

DC

Oh hun, of course you were missed.. I'm just too out of it right now..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4627

DC

bah humbug!
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#4628

DC

are you Scrooge now??


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4629

DC

alcohol, eh? did you have any minors with you this time?
Do the pineapple dance! Do the pineapple dance!(think Cabaret)

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.

How Long 'Til DC?

#4630

DC

yes, yes i am. now get to work, cratchit! DC
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#4631

DC

Nope Dammit.. that woman was a B*tch.. Believe it or not I didn't even get carded today.. wooo hooo.. Bought midori and 99 banana's.. My coworker said the 99 Banana's is really good.. (it's also 99 proof)
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4632

DC

eep...midori good..99 bananas bad. DC
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#4633

DC

Yes I love Midori.. but I was all out at home.. I still have plenty of Jack Daniels though..

Have you tried the 99 bananas??



"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4634

DC

I just couldn't believe how she handled it. She was treating us like we were going to get drunk and burn down the store. I hate prejudice people like that. If it had been such a huge damn deal about me being in the store they should have been carding people at the door. That's crap because my sister took me into one of those stores and bought stuff and they didn't say anything. ugh.
Do the pineapple dance! Do the pineapple dance!(think Cabaret)

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.

How Long 'Til DC?

#4635

DC

hell yes i have...one of the drunkest moments in my life. i was sick as a dog...partly because i hate bananas.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#4636

DC

hey kids i'm gonna jet - i'll be back in a little bit
Do the pineapple dance! Do the pineapple dance!(think Cabaret)

I'll eat some breakfast then change the world.

How Long 'Til DC?

#4637

DC

I love bananas Guids.. Yummy **licks lips** one of my drunkest moments was a halloween party when my best friend and I drank an entire large bottle or jeger, a bunch of midori, mudslides, tattoo, and then started working on the Jack Daniels.. God were we hung over the next day.

Prima, she was rude and treated us horribly.. I think it's because she thought we were going to go get raging drunk and that I was barely 21.. yeah well I think not.. She probably would have given me hell over a Cali ID too.. And your right there should have been someone carding at the door or a sign clearly posted or something.. I mean seriously they must think we are extremely stupid or something.. I guess that's what you get in little hicksville Pennsylvania though..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

Updated On: 2/24/05 at 04:16 PM

#4638

DC

i liked bananas when i was a kid..now i can't eat anything even banana flavored.

and jack...ewww... whiskey is bad. DC
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#4639

DC

what do ulcers feel like?

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#4640

DC

like a cramp on the inside of your stomach (at least mine did)
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#4641

DC

not a whiskey fan huh? I usually mix it with something but that night it was straight out of the bottle.. Not even in a shot glass.. it was funny.. For me what I drink all depends on my mood.. sometimes I like froofy girly drinks and others I like the harder stuff..

I will never forget new years my sophmore year in high school.. We go sooo drunk.. it was crazy.. (my parents were funny and bought the alcohol for us) I was the only one that didn't get sick and pass out.. it was pretty shocking considering I drank more than everyone else.. I even made my dad make another alcohol run..

Ohhh the good old days..

so why the sudden change in liking bananas? I'm all for a peanut butter and banana sandwich. mmmmm


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4642

DC

i think i might be giving myself one.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#4643

DC

i dunno why i stopped liking bananas. i just got tired of the taste i guess, i dunno.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#4644

DC

oooh!!!!!!!!!

who got a 94 on their psych of emotion midterm???
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#4645

DC

ooh ooh pick me...lemme guess....YOU did? do i win a prize?
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#4646

DC

you DO win a prize....but all i have is a banana.

Do I get a prize for being that goddamned good???
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#4647

DC

**hands BST a drink**

You deserve it hun..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4648

DC

nah...just give the prize to cam.

sure you get a prize...tell him what he's won Johnny!
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#4649

DC

**does happy dance**

I get a banana.. wooo hooo..


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#4650

DC

I need to hear from NYU....I need to know.

gahhh....

*headdesk*
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
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