Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Nowhere near that! This like asking how many people have you slept with! Then again, it's the same number for both questions in your case.
Aah, such effortless wit!
but Ellie, Tiff isn't getting laid..
I know. That kinda backfired. I had to reread that because I'm all, "Is she implying that I'm getting some play?"
getting laid would be a nice change... have i said that before?
I was gonna say if you are getting laid and are still this big of a grouch Damn!!! And then there would also be the issue of the fact that there was something you werent telling me
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Well, nowadays you're too loose in the vaginal area for any 'play'...there's a sign dangling over your censored reading 'Trucks Only'
Plane, trains and automobiles. I'm not picky. Drive right on in!
Hey guys, Two Words until Middy hits Legend. And go.
Hate Ellie.
driving a bus up there huh?? or atleast a VERY LARGE dildo/vibrator..
F*CK please!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
But what did I do to upset you, Tiff? Apart from shower you with praise, and start happy anniversary threads celebrating your existence?
And secretly loathe you.
For you.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
But only two words? That will make the tag 'Legend' very hollow, dear middy...cheat.
Oh, fine.
I'm gorgeous.
Yes I know you want a very large toy tiffy dear.. maybe one that glos in the dark?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Ellie, come closer. Closer...just a leeeettle bit closer.
*thwap*
Happy anniversary, El, Cam, Middy and BST, Shub, Allie and OSG when they come back on here.
woohoo!!!! you guys are all up late for a change! par-tay!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
You mean the one month anniversary of the thread? Well, technically that was yesterday...oh,yeah...West Coast. Yeah, yesterday. Losers.
Oops, two words right? Till your legendhood?
Kinda tired.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
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