Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5026Cue Pomp & Circumstance.
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:35am
Nowhere near that! This like asking how many people have you slept with! Then again, it's the same number for both questions in your case.
Aah, such effortless wit!
#5027Cue Pomp & Circumstance.
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:37am
but Ellie, Tiff isn't getting laid..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5029Cue Pomp & Circumstance.
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:39amI know. That kinda backfired. I had to reread that because I'm all, "Is she implying that I'm getting some play?"
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5030Cue Pomp & Circumstance.
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:41amgetting laid would be a nice change... have i said that before?
#5031Cue Pomp & Circumstance.
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:41am
I was gonna say if you are getting laid and are still this big of a grouch Damn!!! And then there would also be the issue of the fact that there was something you werent telling me
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5032Cue Pomp & Circumstance.
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:41amWell, nowadays you're too loose in the vaginal area for any 'play'...there's a sign dangling over your censored reading 'Trucks Only'
#5033Cue Pomp & Circumstance.
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:42am
Plane, trains and automobiles. I'm not picky. Drive right on in!
Hey guys, Two Words until Middy hits Legend. And go.
Hate Ellie.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5034Cue Pomp & Circumstance.
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:42amdriving a bus up there huh?? or atleast a VERY LARGE dildo/vibrator..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5035Two words till Middy's a legend - Middy, get going!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:44amF*CK please!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5036Cue Pomp & Circumstance.
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:45am
But what did I do to upset you, Tiff? Apart from shower you with praise, and start happy anniversary threads celebrating your existence?
And secretly loathe you.
#5038TWO WORDS, IDIOTS!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:45amFor you.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5040TWO WORDS, IDIOTS!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:48am
But only two words? That will make the tag 'Legend' very hollow, dear middy...cheat.
Oh, fine.
I'm gorgeous.
#5041TWO WORDS, IDIOTS!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:49amYes I know you want a very large toy tiffy dear.. maybe one that glos in the dark?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5044TWO WORDS, IDIOTS!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:50am
Ellie, come closer. Closer...just a leeeettle bit closer.
*thwap*
Happy anniversary, El, Cam, Middy and BST, Shub, Allie and OSG when they come back on here.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5045TWO WORDS, IDIOTS!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:51amwoohoo!!!! you guys are all up late for a change! par-tay!
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5046TWO WORDS, IDIOTS!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:53amYou mean the one month anniversary of the thread? Well, technically that was yesterday...oh,yeah...West Coast. Yeah, yesterday. Losers.
#5047TWO WORDS, IDIOTS!
Posted: 2/25/05 at 2:53am
Oops, two words right? Till your legendhood?
Kinda tired.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
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