Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 200

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:12am

You're right.

Beautiful little sis Elliekins, your intelligence is so astonishing. Pray tell us where you get so edjamacated so we can only aspire in vain to follow in your footsteps.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:12am

Um.. so yeah. The NH comment may have been slightly (deliberately) misleading...but it does pertain to CT. Got it yet?

[Allie]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:14am

*hugs everyone* Now I feel all warm and fuzzy. I didn't want to leave until there was no more threat of violence.

I'm TIRED! Good night, my lovelies! Sweet dreams.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:16am

*boots Allie's ass outta BWW and towards Labrador*

Good night Traitor Bitch! *waves*

*running to google CT colleges*

So you're SURE this wasn't just a joke that got outta hand? (Pst, Cam, whatdya think of Ellie's "intemalect"?)

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:18am

What - tonight's goings on weren't a joke??

[Allie]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:20am

*boots Allie's ass outta BWW and towards Labrador*

Good night Traitor Bitch! *waves*


Tiff. *shakes head* That makes me sad.

'Night, vowel twin! And CAM, who I haven't spoken to in days, it seems!

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:26am

night Allie.. talk to you soon..

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:29am

G'night, Allie!!!!!!!!You were loyal tonight, that shan't go unrewarded.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:29am

Wait, what wasn't a joke?

I mean, Ellie, was your "Ivy League furniture" comment a joke that got out of hand and was taken too literally, or are you really Ivy League? Not that it would amke you any less uncool in our books, but at least you have a chance to get out of it while you can.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:30am

Good night, Allie. *sniff*

I'm only talking to you because we need to get along should I move to Halifax. *sniffle* Traitor.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:31am

Tonight's going ons weren't a joke? Huh?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:32am

What's so unbelievable about me going to an Ivy League college?
FYI, my sisters went there. My mother went there. It's in the blood, ho!

*is insulted*

YES, I do go to an Ivy League college. Updated On: 2/25/05 at 01:32 AM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:34am

My dear girl, do you go to Yale?


ETA: Don't be insulted. We don't think you're...an idiot...or anything. *nudges Cam* *avoids eye contact* *tears up with repressed laughter*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 2/25/05 at 01:34 AM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:35am

DING! DING! DING!
No.



Yes.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:36am

*suddenly looks at Ellie with adoring gaze and brushes past Cam*

My dear, fair, golden-haired sis, you're a Yale student?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:37am

**stumbles in too much pain to care about tiff's blatent abandonement**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:37am

*waits for honorary bitch crown to be restored, before further communication*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:38am

**takes deep bow for saving Cam oodles of money, compensating for blatant abandonment**

Ellie, poodle... ...What are you studying?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:39am

**shrugs**

do I hafta go??

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Ellie3]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:39am

*glances at head...sees no crown*

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:41am

Darling you get a tiara not a crown..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:41am

Can I please have post 5000?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:42am

Maybe?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:42am

I wuv you!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/25/05 at 1:42am

Post 5000 of Bitches and bitches...and I accidentally stole it from Cam.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 2/25/05 at 01:42 AM