Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 213
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#5300Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 1:34amYou were like school in the summer time....
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#5301Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 1:36amWhat, hot and dying to get out?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#5303Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 1:39am
good one Matt!!!
I doubt a homeless person found it.. I probably lost it at the mall.. and not just any mall the stuck rich b*tch snob mall..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#5304Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 1:40amThe irony is that in "real" life people accuse me of being a snob because I'm quiet, relatively more cultured and well-read, and like the finer things in life.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#5305Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 1:41am
I knew that was you at the mall today.. You skank!!
You stole my $20
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#5306Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 1:41amPardon me Tiff, but do you have any Grey Poupon??
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5307Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 1:47am
I've taken my penicillin, Matthew...
Updated On: 2/26/05 at 01:47 AM
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#5308Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 1:50amNow talk about class...
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#5310Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 1:54amThe words "Plop" and "Diaphragm" just SHOULDN'T be used together.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#5312Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 1:58am
Aww Ellie, our resident exobitionist/nudist..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#5313Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 3:59am
wow ellie.
did you sleep your way in to yale?
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#5314Welcome back, you attention whore!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 4:05am
Maybe she has an "atheletic scholarship". 
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#5315F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 2:56pm
Someone apparently vandalized my ****ing car this morning!! F*CK!! I think I know who it is too. On Thursday afternoon, I was at the bank for like, half an hour, and I came out and this car was parked kind of close to me. This bitter looking blond middle-aged woman with pursed lips was sitting in the passenger seat and I was parked to her right. I knew the door would knock into the side of her car when I opened it, so I made sure to open it slowly so it would barely tap. When I did, and got into the car, I saw that she had craned her neck and was glaring at me, so I opened the car door again, this time wrapping my hand around the side of the door so my hand would be in between the door and her car when it opened.
I climbed out, ready to apologize to her, when she (this middle-aged blonde bitch, really school teacher looking) opened the door and bitched, "Is it necessary for you to keep hitting my door??" and I was all, "What do you MEAN 'keep hitting'?? I've been in there for 30 minutes and you weren't here!" and she says, "You hit my car when you opened your door, and you JUST DID IT AGAIN!" and I was like, "Well lady, I opened my door again so I could apologize to you, and I wrapped my hand around the side so there would be only contact with my hand the second time I opened it." and she keeps snarking, "Do you HAVE to keep hitting my door?" and I'm like, "Well get out of the goddamn car, and look for yourself if there are any scratches or dents, which there AREN'T because I barely tapped you!" and she just keeps bitching and NOT getting out of the car. So I was like, "If you've got a F*CKing problem with me, and you think I've damaged your car, then we can settle this at ICBC, so go right ahead." and she's all, "Whatever. You're the one who hit my car." and I'm like, "Well, I'll get your license plate number and you'll be hearing from ICBC." and she's snarking all, "Why would I be hearing from ICBC?" and I said, "Because you're pissed that I 'kept hitting' your F*CKing car, and if you've got such a problem with it, well, let's let ICBC deal with it. I only got out of the car to apologize and frankly, you're being a bitch. So we'll let ICBC decide." and she yells for a bit and slams the door shut.
So when I pulled out of the parking spot, she may or may have not gotten my license plate number down, but I made sure she saw me when I was writing down her license plate and car make from behind.
So now my dad - who hasn't been speaking to me since that incident because apparently it was MY fault somehow, and who didn't even take my side when the racist trucker tried to hit me - said he went back tothat same strip mall today to get groceries, and when he came back, there was a long, deep, deliberate key-like scratch against the side of the car. So now they think it was this woman. And of course, now he's yelling at me again, saying that if I hadn't gotten into it with her, maybe this wouldn't have happened.
And I'm going, well, a) if it is, good thing I got her license plate number then, eh?; b) for all we know it would be a random occurrence ("Then why would they choose to do it NOW, and not last week, last month, last year." "Uh, Dad, that's why it's called 'random'."). It's a decidedly Asian car, and there's a bit of racial unrest around here.
So now I'm F*CKing pissed, my dad said he'll "deal with it himsefl". I don't know who I'm madder at - this woman or my dad. F*CK! F*CKING AWFUL DAY!!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#5316F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 6:25pm
Aww Tiffy, no use crying over spilt milk.. I know how pissed you are though.. I had my truck keyed years ago.. I know who did that though.. Stupid ex boyfriend.. bitter over me dumping him and moving on..
Yours was probably just random.. the likelyhood of the same person being thre at the same time is low.. It was probably just some punk a$$ being a snot.. But that is majorloy f*cked up that your dad thinks it's your fault.. I'm telling you your parents are completely irrational.. And believe me I know irrational parents..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5317F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 6:33pmi hate my ****ing computer. it's going out the window soon. tiff knows! grrr. damn piece of ****!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#5318F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 6:41pm
Well that sucks.. I'm sorry..
I'm having a decent day actually.. I woke up late and was late to rehearsal by liek 10 minutes but other than that I'm good.. I'm going to see Chorus line tonight and I got my Pirates script today..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5319F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 7:58pmOuch. That sucks. Sorry, Tiff. *hugs*
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#5320F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 8:29pm
Thanks. 
Well, I'm off soon. Yay for potlucks. What can I pass off as my own today?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#5321F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 9:11pmjust popping in and leaving... just got back from the american cup, and now going to watch it again cause i taped it. i'll be back on laterrr...
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#5322F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/26/05 at 10:46pm
Ugh. You're not the only one who's had a bad day Tiff (sorry about you car - and your Dad *hug, air kiss*)...I had an argument with one of my friends, like, just half an hour ago. I won't go into details now, suffice to say that she is a rotten skankwhore, and I was right - as usual.
I've been in a disgusting mood all day. Can it be my turn to bitch about my period today?? Ever feel like booking yourself in for a pre-emtive hysterectomy? Who gives a flying **** about having kids...even my trusty hot-water bottle isn't doing the job.
Yay for misery.
Edit - P.S. And if you think my parents are a keg o' fun, think again...
Updated On: 2/26/05 at 10:46 PM
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
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