Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#5350F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 2:23am
potlucks are fun.
i just realized i forgot to eat dinner.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#5351F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 2:26am
haha, go eat..
I just realized I haven't really eaten at all today..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#5355F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 2:31amWell, I think. Austin Pendleton seemed to like it :)
#5356F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 2:32am
cam, EAT.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#5357F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 2:36am
Good ol' Austin Pendleton...
Well if it's good enough for him....!
#5358F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 2:37am
Not particularly hungry..
Hey Matt.. No I just think that Jose and Tiff are bumping heads pretty badly..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#5361F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 2:52am
She most certainly is..
NIght Shub!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#5362F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 3:57pm
I'm back in the city, woo! Saving this beautiful thread from the second page! Unless it's dying... in which case I will be very, very sad.
#5363F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:07pm
Definitely not dying or eaten (though I ate far too much yesterday). I just had a late night (er, early morning) and naturally this thread is nothing without me. How goes it in Halifax this morning? (Er, afternoon.--Funny how that works.)
For the record, I haven't kept it a secret that I'm no Jose' fan, nor do I support his motivations, but I'm definitely not the one pushing his limits and patience as much as a few other posters around here. Geez, whatdya guys make me for? (And who the hell is this rapscallion Rask to pass judgment on me anyway? Who are you and what do you have to do with Nikki?)
Nik, how'd the audition go and what was it for and why were you with Austin Pendleton? How come I'm totally out of the loop here?
Ellie, I emphathize with you so much that I won't even mock your crotchitiness. *passes a hot water bottle and Midol* The first day is always the worst. I suppose you're just not active enough (I don't know if I believe that theory because I treadmill and rockclimb and I still feel like taking a hanger to my uterus when I'm menstruating), meaning good-bye to that "athletic scholarship to Yale" theory. Slept your way in, it is!
And how are my Bitches doing?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#5364F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:11pm
Oh, Tiff, the guardian of this great Bitches thread! *kneels and kisses Tiff's feet*
It's very windy in Halifax today... makes it seem much colder than -4! I read the last page of the U2 thread. That's so incredibly awesome. You'd better stalk them.
#5365F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:19pm
Ouch, -4? What is it in Winnipeg now? My application still hasn't made it to Dal yet! *whimper*
Oooh, stop kissing my feet. That tickles! Peeled grapes are okay though.
Oh and you know I'm totally all over stalking U2. But it's not "stalking" if I'm not actually *following* them, just walking all around downtown Vancouver until I find them, right? That's normal, right? Normal? Yeah? I'm certainly gonna tap that, and I go to the courts on a weekly basis and pass by GM Place, so...a little detour never killed anyone.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#5366F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:21pm
Winnipeg: -6.
A detour is always a good thing. Extra walking never hurt anyone!
Oops... spelled Winnipeg wrong. All better now.
Updated On: 2/27/05 at 04:21 PM
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#5367F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:23pm
saying hi, just came up to grab my nailclipper.
peeled grapes - that was the strangest thing EVER.
#5368F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:26pm
Clipping toenails or fingernails today? Do you guys clip right down to the nub of your finger or do you feel a little bit of nail on the end? I trained in piano for years so it's habit to clip down to the nub and now I find my fingers are nice and slim, but kind of nubby. (Rockclimbing chalk does wonders for cuticles too.
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What's wrong with peeled grapes? You know what's even better? Frozen red grapes. Oooohhhh yeeeeaaah.
You spelled WINNIPEG wrong?!
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
BEKA531
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/4/04
#5369i think we need a new title, but i'm bad at coming up with them
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:28pm
fingernails. i leave a little bit of nail.
yes, gymnastics chalk for bars is just GREAT. it DESTROYS.
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#5370F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:29pm
I apologize to the entire city of Winnipeg.
re: fingernail clipping. I leave a bit. It hurt to nub them down, doesn't it? I cut them shorter last time, because I found it hard to hold down the strings of the guitar, though.
Mmmm, frozen fruit of any kind rocks. Except apples. Blech!
#5371F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:34pmWho's watching the Oscars tonight?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
Matthew Rask
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
#5373F*CKing CHRIST!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:40pm
Aww, Tiff...
Don't be silly!! I wasn't passing judgement on you in ANY way! I actually thought it was funny!! I promise...
#5374Whee! Oscar Day!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:43pm
*sniff* Well, I suppose if your motivations are pure, then I have to forgive you. Now introduce yourself. How do you know Nikki, or is it just through this board?
Allie, I try to watch the whole thing because Oscar Day is seriously one of my favorite times of year, but this year I haven't seen most of the films and (fortunately?) the mainstream films that normally would be recognized are now on the back burner and smaller films are getting recognition - which is great for them, but harder to access or hear much about.
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#5375Whee! Oscar Day!!
Posted: 2/27/05 at 4:47pmI haven't seen ANY of the movies nominated for Best Picture! I'm watching though! I'm still kind of sore about the whole "Let's let Beyonce sing a bunch of songs that belong to other people" thing, but I'll live (maybe).
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