Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 22

[Delphine]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:01am

What happened to me? I had ANOTHER fight with a formerly good friend of mine. Our relationship's been so volatile lately, and I'm fed up with it/her. If she had real balls, I would kick them SO HARD.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:03am

I hope your rotten moods pertain to your real-life activities, because c'mon, it's only th'internet! Feel free to vent, or not, but whatever, you're both fabulous! Yeah, yeah, fabulosity won't put food on the table, but seriously what's food when you're fabulous?! FABULOUS, I TELL YA!

[Delphine]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:05am

Oh Ellie, you're so good with words! We ARE fabulous!

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:05am

Fabulosity?
Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:07am

Indeed, Priest. Poetic license is a wonderful thing! I'm a poet, and I DO know it, so there.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:07am

Are you going to be an obnoxious Sondheimite bitchorama again tonight, Priest?

Ellie, no hun. This has nothing to do with what happened online. Unlike those freaks on that internet documentary, I'm able to differentiate "real life". Once I hit the "Off" button, BLIP!

(You guys aren't real people. Are you? )

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:08am

I'm not real????!!!!!
*crumbles to dust and disappears*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:11am

this is all real life stuff that's pissing me off

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:11am

Aren't you guys automated responses whenever I type??

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:12am

Bitchorama, Tiff?
Is that like melodrama?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:12am

Delph, what did your friend do? I hate my friends.

[Delphine]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:12am

Mostly real life, Ellie. And PMS. That probably has A LOT to do with it.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:14am

don't you LOVE being able to blame PMS for things?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:14am

Ack...PMS. The highlight of every girl's life. Roll on crusty, dried out, powdery menopause!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:18am

I think losing my sex drive is a fair exchange. It's not like I'd be getting any anyway when I'm crusty and old with my 60 cats.

Delph, wanna talk about it?

Priest, no, not like melodrama. Like...bitchorama.

That sound you hear is the air wheezing out of my head.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:20am

i'm so braindead that i'm DIZZY

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:22am

I actually have a recurring nightmare, where it's my time of the month, but instead of ketchup, it's sand. Not a pleasant dream.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:22am

that sounds PAINFUL

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:26am

SAND?!

*crosses legs uncomfortably*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:29am

Sand. *shrug*

[Delphine]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:29am

Sand. That's kinda cool. I mean, it would hurt, but... *ponders*

I'll be back, darlings. Must watch Project Runway!

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:29am

I think this in when I leave this thread for good.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:30am

I'm watching Simple Life Interns. Don't judge.

Aww Priesty, you can be a bitch like the best of us!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:38am

Priest, don't worry, we'll fill you in on all about ovaries etc. No need to go!

[Delphine]

Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:46am

Lookie, Priest, PMS fn facts:
-The most common age for PMS to start or worsen is in a woman's 30’s.
-If your mother had PMS or painful periods, you are at increased risk for following in her footsteps.
-Stress plays a role in the severity of PMS.
-Sand. Updated On: 1/27/05 at 12:46 AM