Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 23

I am, like, so totally smarter than, uh, like, Paris Hilton.

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'-Sand.'

Quite.

And now my dear bitches, I must be off to sleepyland. However, I shall linger here until I get at least one ''Night Ellie!', because that's the kind of person I am. Now, you mightn't be in the mood to bid me a cheerful bonnuit, but boo hoo for you - you're doing it. It makes me feel better about myself, validates my existence, if you will. Goodnight folks! See you in the morrow in all probability, but in the unlikely event of my life being distinguished, it's been swell knowin' ya. Toodles! SH*T, toodles can't be my last word. Au'revoir!

*disappears in spectacular haze of fiery purple smoke*

Can everyone please not say good night to Ellie?

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Uber Bitch is here.. GAH rehearsal sucked.. I yelled liek you wouldn't believe.. I hate being like this.

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Night everyone!!
*smug look, directed at Tiff*

I hate you all. Except for Cam. She's an innocent bystander.

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Updated On: 1/27/05 at 01:05 AM

*pops back in, just to say hi to Cam*

Hi, Cam!! Work the little beasts especially hard tomorrow, until their feet bleed, and their throats need surgery. Even if that's not technically your job, do it anyway. You're older than them - bully them. Beat them. You can do it.

Ok, really going now...Goodnight!
*disappears with loud crack, in misty fog of glitter*
*pops back, to retrieve her purse*
*disappears with loud crack, in misty fog...ah, screw it..*

HI Delphi my sweet..

What are you angry about tiffy??

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I think I need a vacation.. who wants to randomly vacation with me??

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Tiff dear I think you have a ton of pent up sexual frustration that you need to have worked out..

GET LAID ALREADY!!!

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Delph, he emailed me last week after giving me the cold shoulder and I never responded. Then he was supposed to come out the fancy pretentious dinner with us on Saturday, and blew it off without telling anyone. My friend phoned him from the restaurant and he said he was broke, depressed, didn't feel like going out, all that sob story bullSH*T. Which made my dinner more fantastic because the two dowdy people I didn't want to be seen with there didn't go. But still, it was very poor form. So I sent out a mass email to the group on Monday to confirm dinner for this Sunday, and made sure to point out that I wasn't going to twist anyone's arm to go, but please to tell me in advance because it'srude to us and to the restaurant if we show up with less than 8. And he still didn't respond, yet told one of our other friends he wasn't planning on coming.

Immature, sulky bastard. So he's in a "funk". I haven't known him as long as everyone else, but they say he gets like this. And I refuse to coddle him.

And since I've ranted that to you, please tell me about your issues with your friend! I'm here to listen.

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What a cranky little Bitch he is. Good thing he isn't going to dinner with you on Sunday.

As for me, I don't know if there is much to it (okay, there is). We spent a lot of time last year and were best of friends. Then this year, she started distancing herself from me, then trying to get my attention, then distancing her self again, etc. It's this weird cycle. And I'm a pretty nice person (sorry, I'm not feeling humble tonight), so I listen to her and I put up with her. But any time I DO listen to her and talk to her, she puts me down, she makes fun of me, she makes me feel stupid, and she expresses absolutely no interest in me. The second I CIVILY confront her about it, she throws a hissy fit. No matter how hard I try to talk stuff out, it never works. She just ditches me, then comes running back without so much as an apology. She's so bitter and cranky, a lot like your parapalegic (what's his name?).

It's just back and forth with her, and I'm sick of it. I don't want to end the friendship, but there's no much of a friendship left to save. But first, I want to know where the girl I was such good friends with went!

So there. Just the average angst.

Updated On: 1/27/05 at 01:49 AM

"work those little breasts"
hee hee.

and tiff, i'll defy you if i want

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