Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 23
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#550Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:56amI am, like, so totally smarter than, uh, like, Paris Hilton.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#551Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:57amwell, that's something to be proud of, i guess.
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#552Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:58am
'-Sand.'
Quite.
And now my dear bitches, I must be off to sleepyland. However, I shall linger here until I get at least one ''Night Ellie!', because that's the kind of person I am. Now, you mightn't be in the mood to bid me a cheerful bonnuit, but boo hoo for you - you're doing it. It makes me feel better about myself, validates my existence, if you will. Goodnight folks! See you in the morrow in all probability, but in the unlikely event of my life being distinguished, it's been swell knowin' ya. Toodles! SH*T, toodles can't be my last word. Au'revoir!
*disappears in spectacular haze of fiery purple smoke*
#553Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 12:58amCongrats, Tiff.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#554Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:00amCan everyone please not say good night to Ellie?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#555Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:02am
Night Ellie! 
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AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Updated On: 1/27/05 at 01:02 AM
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#556Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:03am
Uber Bitch is here.. GAH rehearsal sucked.. I yelled liek you wouldn't believe.. I hate being like this.
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#557Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:03am
Oh Lord, BST.
'Night, Ellie!
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#558Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:03am
Night everyone!!
*smug look, directed at Tiff*
#559Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:05amTalk to me, Cam.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#560Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:05am
I hate you all. Except for Cam. She's an innocent bystander.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 1/27/05 at 01:05 AM
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#561Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:08amI HATE YOU TOO!!! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOMMY!
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#562Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:09am
*pops back in, just to say hi to Cam*
Hi, Cam!! Work the little beasts especially hard tomorrow, until their feet bleed, and their throats need surgery. Even if that's not technically your job, do it anyway. You're older than them - bully them. Beat them. You can do it.
Ok, really going now...Goodnight!
*disappears with loud crack, in misty fog of glitter*
*pops back, to retrieve her purse*
*disappears with loud crack, in misty fog...ah, screw it..*
#563Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:10amBaby, I won't do it again! Just come back to me! Baby, I swear! It meant nothing to me!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#564Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:13am
HI Delphi my sweet..
What are you angry about tiffy??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#565Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:16am
Hey, sugarplumb. I dunno what's going on. 
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#566Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:19am
I think I need a vacation.. who wants to randomly vacation with me??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#567Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:19am
I'm mad that b_s_t dared defy me. She can't defy me. I ain't gravity.
And is it sad that I read Ellie's comment as "work the little breasts" instead of "beasts"? Gives that statement a whole different context.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#568Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:31am
Tiff dear I think you have a ton of pent up sexual frustration that you need to have worked out..
GET LAID ALREADY!!!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#569Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:32amTiff, not to rub salt in your wounds, but have you seen that obnoxious parapalegic lately?
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#570Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:36am
Delph, he emailed me last week after giving me the cold shoulder and I never responded. Then he was supposed to come out the fancy pretentious dinner with us on Saturday, and blew it off without telling anyone. My friend phoned him from the restaurant and he said he was broke, depressed, didn't feel like going out, all that sob story bullSH*T. Which made my dinner more fantastic because the two dowdy people I didn't want to be seen with there didn't go. But still, it was very poor form. So I sent out a mass email to the group on Monday to confirm dinner for this Sunday, and made sure to point out that I wasn't going to twist anyone's arm to go, but please to tell me in advance because it'srude to us and to the restaurant if we show up with less than 8. And he still didn't respond, yet told one of our other friends he wasn't planning on coming.
Immature, sulky bastard. So he's in a "funk". I haven't known him as long as everyone else, but they say he gets like this. And I refuse to coddle him.
And since I've ranted that to you, please tell me about your issues with your friend! I'm here to listen.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#571Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:41am
Sigh..
**Wants ice cream**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#572Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 1:49am
What a cranky little Bitch he is. Good thing he isn't going to dinner with you on Sunday.
As for me, I don't know if there is much to it (okay, there is). We spent a lot of time last year and were best of friends. Then this year, she started distancing herself from me, then trying to get my attention, then distancing her self again, etc. It's this weird cycle. And I'm a pretty nice person (sorry, I'm not feeling humble tonight), so I listen to her and I put up with her. But any time I DO listen to her and talk to her, she puts me down, she makes fun of me, she makes me feel stupid, and she expresses absolutely no interest in me. The second I CIVILY confront her about it, she throws a hissy fit. No matter how hard I try to talk stuff out, it never works. She just ditches me, then comes running back without so much as an apology. She's so bitter and cranky, a lot like your parapalegic (what's his name?).
It's just back and forth with her, and I'm sick of it. I don't want to end the friendship, but there's no much of a friendship left to save. But first, I want to know where the girl I was such good friends with went!
So there. Just the average angst.
Updated On: 1/27/05 at 01:49 AM
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#573Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 2:00am*hugs* Real life friends are stupid. Why do you think I like coming on here so much? No baggage, no expectations, and everyone's willing to listen, or at least they pretend they are. My advice is buy some hot clothes, make yourself look glam, find some new friends and flaunt it in front of her.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#574Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.eg.Cam,BST,Tiff&Ellie
Posted: 1/27/05 at 2:01am
"work those little breasts"
hee hee.
and tiff, i'll defy you if i want
AKA Idina Pashmina
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
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