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#5801

Life is exhausting!!!!!

but... I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! now let go! i'm NOT a kitten!
#5802

Life is exhausting!!!!!

Eww a pocket protector.. I dont think so.. smart doesn't mean unfashionable dumb Sh!t!!

*smacks tiff with encyclopedia**

and I can't believe no one touched that comment about if I'm going to be accused.. Wow.. I'm amazed
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5803

Life is exhausting!!!!!

i have a scanner!
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#5804

Life is exhausting!!!!!

**laughes as BST falls and a full size copy machine lands on her**

Middy, you tried to sneak out.. there is no escaping this..

**Tosses her in the corner and glares evilly**

Aww Allie.. no!!!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5805

Life is exhausting!!!!!

**rolls speedily out of the way**

ok kids. i have to go be productive (sign up for an audition, buy a parking pass, and go to the mall)

see y'all later.
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#5806

Life is exhausting!!!!!

fine. if i'm gonna get glared at in the corner, then i'm gonna at least do something to deserve it.

ooooooooooh, there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
b-i-n-g-o
b-i-n-g-o
b-i-n-g-o
and bingo was his name-o
#5807

Life is exhausting!!!!!

*hurls one final laptop at BST as she leaves* Ta, Bitch!

Who's still left? Cam and me holding down fort *grudgingly flicking off encyclopia from self* and the two bitchettes?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5808

Life is exhausting!!!!!

there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
*clap* i-n-g-o
*clap* i-n-g-o
*clap* i-n-g-o
and bingo was his name-o
#5809

Life is exhausting!!!!!

you can't FLICK an encyclopedia, silly tiffy.


AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#5810

Life is exhausting!!!!!

there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
*clap* *clap* n-g-o
*clap* *clap* n-g-o
*clap* *clap* n-g-o
and bingo was his name-o
#5811

Life is exhausting!!!!!

there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
*clap* *clap* *clap* g-o
*clap* *clap* *clap* g-o
*clap* *clap* *clap* g-o
and bingo was his name-o
#5812

Life is exhausting!!!!!

**crushes middy's wind pipe**

Shut up you little Sh!t..

sounds about right Tiff.. BST is running away when things start to get interesting..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5813

Life is exhausting!!!!!

there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* o
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* o
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* o
and bingo was his name-o
#5814

Life is exhausting!!!!!

there was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
and bingo was his name-o
#5815

Life is exhausting!!!!!

i don't like the corner. want another song?
#5816

Life is exhausting!!!!!

**uses tie wraps to secure middys hands behind her back and continues to crush her wind pipe**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5817

Life is exhausting!!!!!

I'll find one, don't worry. I left a frantic "I need your hellllpppp" note on my friend's door. When she gets back, she should come rushing down the hall to me... Yup... any minute now...
#5818

Life is exhausting!!!!!

this is the song that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friends
some people
started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
this is the song that never ends
#5819

Life is exhausting!!!!!

I hope so allie dear.. I've been patient all day..

You dont like the corner middy?? Thats not what I hear..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5820

Life is exhausting!!!!!

yes it goes on and on my friends
some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
this is the song that never ends
yes it goes on and on my friends
#5821

Life is exhausting!!!!!

And Middy wonders why she's not bitch material, Cam. *shrugs*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#5822

Life is exhausting!!!!!

cam's being mean! that deserves ANOTHER song! hmm... what should it be this time?
#5823

Life is exhausting!!!!!

Oh that's it.. Middy you aren't even on the waiting list to become a bitch anymore..

**grabs middy and tosses her off my thread**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5824

Life is exhausting!!!!!

and BST wonders why no one has blocked middy.

no grad school letters today.
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#5825

Life is exhausting!!!!!

nooooo! *fights way back in* you can't get rid of me that easily!
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