Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 285

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:05pm

*slaps Tiff in the face*

I said, OPEN IT!

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:06pm

open it now! you're making me nervous!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:07pm

Aw, be nice, Ellie. This is rough!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:07pm

But then who's going to call me when I start to cry uncontrollably?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:08pm

*gently massages Tiff's reddened cheek*

Tiff, open it if you want. We love you whatever.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:08pm

someone call cam.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:09pm

Aww. I don't know. Nobody called me when I was crying uncontrollably! Damn.

Let's all yell realyl loud and maybe Cam will come back sooner.

CAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU????? WE NEED YOU!!!

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:11pm

tiff, allie and i can sing to you. we practiced yesterday. right allie?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:11pm

Don't forget BST.

And yell louder:

Damn you Bitches, WHY MUST YOU BE OUT WITH A LIFE WHEN I'VE GOT A TICKING TIME BOMB IN MY INBOX?? Selfish cows!!! Your life revolves around ME!!!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:11pm

Now, now...language, Allie. *tuts*

I think it'd be better for Tiff if she threw her crutch away (namely Cam) , and walked on her own two feet.

And she has us! Are we not enough??

*tears well up*
*puppy face*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:13pm

*can't breath* It's not Cam. It's BST too. She told me to call her once I got my LSAT grade.





And now I'm scared.

Dammit Ellie! All of us have AIM except for you. That would make this conversation go a whole lot faster!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:14pm

Feel free to leave me out. I'm only little Ellie.

*weeps*

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:15pm

ellie, just get aim.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:16pm

Just everybody... BREATHE, dammit!!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:17pm

<-- actually having trouble remembering to breathe

<-- can't imagine how much worse it's going to be once the DECISION LETTERS are going to start coming in

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:18pm

Ellie, I wish you had AIM! It would be fun.

*shakes Tiff gently* One thing at a time!!

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:18pm

are you gonna open it anytime soon?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:20pm

Tiff - what do you need us to do right now? Gentle prodding, or tough love? Remember - we love you, but we hate you!
*gently prods Tiff*
You can do it, girl! We believe in you!
*kicks Tiff in the groin*
Do it, bitch!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:22pm

I'm going for gentle prodding. Or just encouragement in general. No need to upset her even more.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:22pm

That's a nice range. Wow, this drama is only going to intensify when I get the letters! Granted, I'll probably be in Europe, so it'll be really anticlimatic, like--

"hey Bitches and bitches. sitting at foot of eiffel tower. rejected from ubc. and dal. and unb. only u of m to go. italian male model waiting for me. g2g! *muah*"

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:23pm

I need a cigarette, but my parents are home. F*CK.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:24pm

I'm humoring her into submission, vt! It's for her own welfare, this worry can't be good!

*hugs Tiff*

Open it when you want,...we'll be here to congratulate/commiserate.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:24pm

I NEED FEDEX TO COME! I WANT MY DAMN IPOD ALREADY! where is it????

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:25pm

Some times yer grammor akchewoolee mayks yew seem lyke a reeyul yaylee.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:25pm

Go for a walk, Tiff. The fresh air will help!