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#7104

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

But then who's going to call me when I start to cry uncontrollably?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7107

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

Aww. I don't know. Nobody called me when I was crying uncontrollably! Damn.

Let's all yell realyl loud and maybe Cam will come back sooner.

CAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU????? WE NEED YOU!!!
#7109

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

Don't forget BST.

And yell louder:

Damn you Bitches, WHY MUST YOU BE OUT WITH A LIFE WHEN I'VE GOT A TICKING TIME BOMB IN MY INBOX?? Selfish cows!!! Your life revolves around ME!!!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7110

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

Now, now...language, Allie. *tuts*

I think it'd be better for Tiff if she threw her crutch away (namely Cam) , and walked on her own two feet.

And she has us! Are we not enough??

*tears well up*
*puppy face*
#7111

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

*can't breath* It's not Cam. It's BST too. She told me to call her once I got my LSAT grade.





And now I'm scared.

Dammit Ellie! All of us have AIM except for you. That would make this conversation go a whole lot faster!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7115

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

<-- actually having trouble remembering to breathe

<-- can't imagine how much worse it's going to be once the DECISION LETTERS are going to start coming in
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7118

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

Tiff - what do you need us to do right now? Gentle prodding, or tough love? Remember - we love you, but we hate you!
*gently prods Tiff*
You can do it, girl! We believe in you!
*kicks Tiff in the groin*
Do it, bitch!
#7120

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

That's a nice range. Wow, this drama is only going to intensify when I get the letters! Granted, I'll probably be in Europe, so it'll be really anticlimatic, like--

"hey Bitches and bitches. sitting at foot of eiffel tower. rejected from ubc. and dal. and unb. only u of m to go. italian male model waiting for me. g2g! *muah*"


"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7121

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

I need a cigarette, but my parents are home. F*CK.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7122

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

I'm humoring her into submission, vt! It's for her own welfare, this worry can't be good!

*hugs Tiff*

Open it when you want,...we'll be here to congratulate/commiserate.
#7124

*every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff*

Some times yer grammor akchewoolee mayks yew seem lyke a reeyul yaylee.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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