Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 286

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:27pm

In what way, Tiff? My grammar rocks!

Would it help you if I pretended I was thick?
*crosses eyes, tongue lolls out*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:32pm

Ellie. You look the same.

Allie, I would except then I'm going to smoke, and if I smoke, I'm going to get caught, and if I get caught, I owe $1000 to the Canadian Lung Association, and if I owe $1000 to the Canadian Lung Association, I'll be living in a cardboard box, with or without an acceptance letter.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:33pm

if I get caught, I owe $1000 to the Canadian Lung Association What the hell??

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:34pm

here fedex truck... come on, you can do it.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:34pm

Some freaky deal you made with your parents?
*sigh*
Parents suck.


Love ya, Mommy! Updated On: 3/4/05 at 08:34 PM

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:36pm

Middy, I think Fedez trucks eat carrots. Try to lure it with that.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:36pm

Yep, a long, long time ago, I can still remember...*mind wanders*

Oh yeah. Anyway, when I was 15, my parents caught me smoking and just one week earlier, my dad, who had just quit smoking after 20 years, said his biggest regret in life was ever starting. So it was pretty bad timing. And he got so mad that he told me if he ever caught me smoking again he'd make me donate $1000 to the Cdn Lung Association or get kicked out of the house.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:37pm

carrots? i'll try that. wait, i don't have any carrots. and i can't leave to go get some cause i might miss it. *cries* now what?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:38pm

I still demand to know what's wrong with my grammar!

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:40pm

Wow, Tiff. That's some damn incentive to NOT smoke. Well, go for a walk anyway. Maybe someone else will be smoking and you can walk near them and breathe in the smoke.

Middy, it's okay. What else do you have?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:42pm

Nothing's wrong with your grammar, but apparently something is wrong with your phonetically-spelled reading comprehension, because retarted tiff es saieing that sumtyms yew akchewooallee sawnd smart.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:42pm

umm... diet pepsi and chips and salsa... and cheese, and pb&j... and some frozen stuff, but that' mostly it. i need to go grocery shopping. and i don't have anything that a fedex truck would eat. *cries hopelessly*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:44pm

Aww, thanks Tiff!
Well, I am smart. And narcissistic. Did I mention I was gorgeous? And smart? S-M-A-R-T? N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-T-I-C?

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:45pm

Middy, it's okay! Here's what you need to do: Take the bag of chips (flavour doesn't matter; they like the crunch) and sprinkle it on your driveway, or on the road in front of your house. Then smear peanut butter on your steps. That should work. If you're extra worried, you can take the cheese and put that on the road as well.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:45pm

Well, I never said anything about humble.

Oh my god, I wonder if I could rip the paper off of the cigarette and just suck on the dried tobacco. This is killing me. My head is pounding.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:46pm

Not to mention volleyballs and faulty planes. FedExers LOVE those.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:47pm

Ew, Tiff. I don't think that'll work. Smoke on your walk, and then come back and take a shower, Will that work? Maybe by that time, BST and/or Cam will have returned.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:48pm

Tiff, just open it. Or take Allie's suggestion and go for a walk. You can safely have a cigarette outside, I assume? Hmmm...how can I comfort you?
*hug*

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:48pm

oooh! ok allie! *runs to go sprinkle chips, pb, and cheese outside*

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:53pm

allie, it's... it's not working!!!! *takes lesson from tiff and sobs uncontrollably*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:54pm

*cries* Okay guys, I need to proofread this stuff and take a nap. Who'll be around near 7 or 8pm?

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:55pm

*hugs Middy* You have to be patient now, my dear. I know it's difficult, but you can do it!

Good idea, Ellie. *hugs Tiff, too* Tiff, are you still alive??

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:56pm

Barely. I need to take a nap. Or get really, really stoned.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:56pm

most likely me.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:57pm

I'll be here!