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#7126

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:27pm

In what way, Tiff? My grammar rocks!

Would it help you if I pretended I was thick?
*crosses eyes, tongue lolls out*

#7127

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:32pm

Ellie. You look the same.

Allie, I would except then I'm going to smoke, and if I smoke, I'm going to get caught, and if I get caught, I owe $1000 to the Canadian Lung Association, and if I owe $1000 to the Canadian Lung Association, I'll be living in a cardboard box, with or without an acceptance letter.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7128

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:33pm

if I get caught, I owe $1000 to the Canadian Lung Association What the hell??

#7129

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:34pm

here fedex truck... come on, you can do it.

#7130

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:34pm

Some freaky deal you made with your parents?
*sigh*
Parents suck.

Love ya, Mommy!

Updated On: 3/4/05 at 08:34 PM

#7131

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:36pm

Middy, I think Fedez trucks eat carrots. Try to lure it with that.

#7132

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:36pm

Yep, a long, long time ago, I can still remember...*mind wanders*

Oh yeah. Anyway, when I was 15, my parents caught me smoking and just one week earlier, my dad, who had just quit smoking after 20 years, said his biggest regret in life was ever starting. So it was pretty bad timing. And he got so mad that he told me if he ever caught me smoking again he'd make me donate $1000 to the Cdn Lung Association or get kicked out of the house.

#7133

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:37pm

carrots? i'll try that. wait, i don't have any carrots. and i can't leave to go get some cause i might miss it. *cries* now what?

#7134

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:38pm

I still demand to know what's wrong with my grammar!

#7135

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:40pm

Wow, Tiff. That's some damn incentive to NOT smoke. Well, go for a walk anyway. Maybe someone else will be smoking and you can walk near them and breathe in the smoke.

Middy, it's okay. What else do you have?

#7136

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:42pm

Nothing's wrong with your grammar, but apparently something is wrong with your phonetically-spelled reading comprehension, because retarted tiff es saieing that sumtyms yew akchewooallee sawnd smart.

#7137

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:42pm

umm... diet pepsi and chips and salsa... and cheese, and pb&j... and some frozen stuff, but that' mostly it. i need to go grocery shopping. and i don't have anything that a fedex truck would eat. *cries hopelessly*

#7138

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:44pm

Aww, thanks Tiff!
Well, I am smart. And narcissistic. Did I mention I was gorgeous? And smart? S-M-A-R-T? N-A-R-C-I-S-S-I-S-T-I-C?

#7139

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:45pm

Middy, it's okay! Here's what you need to do: Take the bag of chips (flavour doesn't matter; they like the crunch) and sprinkle it on your driveway, or on the road in front of your house. Then smear peanut butter on your steps. That should work. If you're extra worried, you can take the cheese and put that on the road as well.

#7140

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:45pm

Well, I never said anything about humble.

Oh my god, I wonder if I could rip the paper off of the cigarette and just suck on the dried tobacco. This is killing me. My head is pounding.

#7141

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:46pm

Not to mention volleyballs and faulty planes. FedExers LOVE those.

#7142

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:47pm

Ew, Tiff. I don't think that'll work. Smoke on your walk, and then come back and take a shower, Will that work? Maybe by that time, BST and/or Cam will have returned.

#7143

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:48pm

Tiff, just open it. Or take Allie's suggestion and go for a walk. You can safely have a cigarette outside, I assume? Hmmm...how can I comfort you?
*hug*

#7144

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:48pm

oooh! ok allie! *runs to go sprinkle chips, pb, and cheese outside*

#7145

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:53pm

allie, it's... it's not working!!!! *takes lesson from tiff and sobs uncontrollably*

#7146

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:54pm

*cries* Okay guys, I need to proofread this stuff and take a nap. Who'll be around near 7 or 8pm?

#7147

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:55pm

*hugs Middy* You have to be patient now, my dear. I know it's difficult, but you can do it!

Good idea, Ellie. *hugs Tiff, too* Tiff, are you still alive??

#7148

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:56pm

Barely. I need to take a nap. Or get really, really stoned.

#7149

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:56pm

most likely me.

#7150

every fibre of my being crossed for Tiff

Posted: 3/4/05 at 8:57pm

I'll be here!

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