Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 296
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7375Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:10pm
Shubbie, we're all going on the 9th.
Ellie, try for the 7th. $160 tickets A-okay.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7376What? Cafeteria lady at Yale? I'll put a word in for ya, Tiff.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:11pm
Well gee Tiff...If it's such a chore to be nice to me maybe I should just go...deep breath...
Guess I'll just go on the 11th...wouldn't wanna rain on anyone's parade.
Anyway...off on a tangent for a moment. My computer's being such a BITCH! It got all F*CKed up the other day burning some CDs (not yours, Tiff...so don't feel bad...oh wait, you wouldn't!) and it's been all frigged ever since! Now, it's not letting me log onto AOL from internet explorer. I don't get it. God, I hate computers.
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#7377Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:12pmGod, how I loathe you.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#7378Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:12pmWhy do you loathe God, Shub?
elphieisperky
Broadway Star Joined: 2/21/05
#7379Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:13pmTell you the truth, I don't know what a nish is. Oh, and I deleted that accused thing, I didn't get something before, now I do. Never mind!
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#7380Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:18pm
Ellie, I praise your sparkling wit 
A 'nish, I assume, would be Kristin's attempt to pronounce "knish" at a deli.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7381Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:19pm
It's not wit, Shub. She's actually that dense.
*whispers* How do you really pronounce "knish"?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#7382Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:21pmHey everyone! I just ate WAY too much... but yum, taquitos!
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#7383Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:21pm
Again - can dense people get into Yale??? I don't think so!
*pats self on back*
Let's just gloss over Dubya...
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7384Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:22pmKish, isn't it? It's supposed to be a Jewish delight. I've never tried it.
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#7385Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:22pm
I think it's "kuh-NISH." At least I hope it is. I've never ordered one.
Update: Check Dictionary.com. I can't read pronunciation symbols, but I think that says "kuh-NISH."
Updated On: 3/5/05 at 08:22 PM
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7386Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:23pm
Allie, I SUCK!! Dalhousie won't have me anymore! 
Ellie, that's small print, not invisible print, Tool. And being dense was only ONE of his intellectual shortcomings.
Then again, you haven't actually PROVEN to us that you go to Yale.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7387Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:24pm
Ellie...and you're in Yale?
(BTW, I got an acceptance letter to Southern Methodist University. Did I *deserve* it, definetly not, but oh, what you can do with enough money)
Updated On: 3/5/05 at 08:24 PM
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7388Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:24pmShe CLAIMS to be in Yale, but we think she may be lying. Or just part of the maintenance crew.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#7389Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:24pm
OK, I admit it. I am the cafeteria lady.
And the least popular one too...so what if I make my pancakes with semen?
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7390Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:25pm
Pancakes or syrup?
Shub, kuh-NISH makes sense. No silent K? Are those the potato pancakes or am I thinking latkes?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7391Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual duties will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:26pmWomen make semen? Since when?
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#7392Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:26pm
Wow we have all sorts of company today.. and we didn't even tiddy up the place..
*sweeps certain unmentionables under the carpet and stuffs tiff in the closet**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#7393Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:26pm
Dictionary.com defines it as "a piece of dough stuffed with potato, meat, or cheese and baked or fried."
Yep, latkes are potato pancakes.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#7394Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:26pmI don't make it myself..I just farm it.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7395Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:27pm
Well, there's so little we know about Ellie, but we seem to be learning more and more every day.
Cam, please let me out of here? I'm trying to impress our new guests. I believe we've already scared kissmy, Matthew Rask and mabel off, hmm?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7396Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:28pmI'll never turn down a piece of dough packing meat.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7397Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:29pmI hope Matthew Rask comes back. If he's his icon, wowza!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7398Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pmI believe Shub and Ellie have been trying to sink his teeth (and other unmentionables) into him since day 1.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#7399Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pm
Bye, guys! Back later!
*blows kisses*
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