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#7376

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:10pm

Shubbie, we're all going on the 9th.

Ellie, try for the 7th. $160 tickets A-okay.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7377

What? Cafeteria lady at Yale? I'll put a word in for ya, Tiff.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:11pm

Well gee Tiff...If it's such a chore to be nice to me maybe I should just go...deep breath...

Guess I'll just go on the 11th...wouldn't wanna rain on anyone's parade.

Anyway...off on a tangent for a moment. My computer's being such a BITCH! It got all F*CKed up the other day burning some CDs (not yours, Tiff...so don't feel bad...oh wait, you wouldn't!) and it's been all frigged ever since! Now, it's not letting me log onto AOL from internet explorer. I don't get it. God, I hate computers.

But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#7378

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:12pm

God, how I loathe you.

#7379

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:12pm

Why do you loathe God, Shub?

#7380

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:13pm

Tell you the truth, I don't know what a nish is. Oh, and I deleted that accused thing, I didn't get something before, now I do. Never mind!

#7381

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:18pm

Ellie, I praise your sparkling wit

A 'nish, I assume, would be Kristin's attempt to pronounce "knish" at a deli.

#7382

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:19pm

It's not wit, Shub. She's actually that dense.

*whispers* How do you really pronounce "knish"?

#7383

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:21pm

Hey everyone! I just ate WAY too much... but yum, taquitos!

#7384

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:21pm

Again - can dense people get into Yale??? I don't think so!
*pats self on back*

Let's just gloss over Dubya...

#7385

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:22pm

Kish, isn't it? It's supposed to be a Jewish delight. I've never tried it.

#7386

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:22pm

I think it's "kuh-NISH." At least I hope it is. I've never ordered one.

Update: Check Dictionary.com. I can't read pronunciation symbols, but I think that says "kuh-NISH."

Updated On: 3/5/05 at 08:22 PM

#7387

Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:23pm

Allie, I SUCK!! Dalhousie won't have me anymore!

Ellie, that's small print, not invisible print, Tool. And being dense was only ONE of his intellectual shortcomings.

Then again, you haven't actually PROVEN to us that you go to Yale.

#7388

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:24pm

Ellie...and you're in Yale?

(BTW, I got an acceptance letter to Southern Methodist University. Did I *deserve* it, definetly not, but oh, what you can do with enough money)

Updated On: 3/5/05 at 08:24 PM

#7389

Tiff needs a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:24pm

She CLAIMS to be in Yale, but we think she may be lying. Or just part of the maintenance crew.

#7390

Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:24pm

OK, I admit it. I am the cafeteria lady.

And the least popular one too...so what if I make my pancakes with semen?

#7391

Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:25pm

Pancakes or syrup?

Shub, kuh-NISH makes sense. No silent K? Are those the potato pancakes or am I thinking latkes?

#7392

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual duties will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:26pm

Women make semen? Since when?

#7393

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:26pm

Wow we have all sorts of company today.. and we didn't even tiddy up the place..

*sweeps certain unmentionables under the carpet and stuffs tiff in the closet**

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#7394

Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:26pm

Dictionary.com defines it as "a piece of dough stuffed with potato, meat, or cheese and baked or fried."

Yep, latkes are potato pancakes.

#7395

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:26pm

I don't make it myself..I just farm it.

#7396

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:27pm

Well, there's so little we know about Ellie, but we seem to be learning more and more every day.

Cam, please let me out of here? I'm trying to impress our new guests. I believe we've already scared kissmy, Matthew Rask and mabel off, hmm?

#7397

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:28pm

I'll never turn down a piece of dough packing meat.

#7398

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:29pm

I hope Matthew Rask comes back. If he's his icon, wowza!

#7399

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pm

I believe Shub and Ellie have been trying to sink his teeth (and other unmentionables) into him since day 1.

#7400

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pm

Bye, guys! Back later!
*blows kisses*

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