Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 297
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
#7400Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pmI feel like such a dolt going to friggen Pace...it's like the equivalent of "Hesser for lesser" had I stayed in gool ol' NH...Good lord, the custodial staff (including you, Ellie) at Yale's probably more on the ball than the faculty here...sigh...yet another night to cry myself to sleep. I've wasted my college years, and now I've broken my computer! What the hell does "Your certificate has expired" mean while trying to log into aol.com?!?!? Now I'm going to have to call tech support and have those freaks come into my room and bitch at me for now having an up to date anti-virus!!!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7401Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pmI haven't met him. Just saw where he was online.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#7402Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pmP.S. Matthew's mine!
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#7403Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:31pmWell...Matt...heh. heh heh.
#7404Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:31pmNope...didn't scare me off Tiff...I'm just trying to figure out what the hell I did to my computer!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7405Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:31pm
Where is Matt?
SHOW YOUR FACE!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7406Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:32pm
Is it a certificate to get access to AOL? Did you only have a limited arrangement?
<-- Computer retard
<-- Only found out what a USB port was a few months ago
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7407Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:34pm
you can use my usb port all you want, sugar bear.
No, if anything happens to my computer I call comp 911 on my cell. It goes to my grandmother who knows everything about computers and she helps me out.
#7408Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:35pmI don't know what the hell is wrong w/ it. It froze up the other day burning CDs and when I rebooted it some Microsoft Virus Protection thing came up, so I clicked OK for it (since I let Norton expire...oops!) and now it's been royally screwed up. I have no idea what that certificate thing means...I can see it now...I'm getting yelled at by tech support on Monday...I've probably unknowingly given some virus to the entire building and they'll slap me w/ some crazy ass fine!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7409Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:35pm
That is the HOTTEST pick-up line, ever.
Though I still anticipate the next couple of weeks, when Bono saunters up to me at Starbucks and goes, "Have you ever had a StarF*CKs?"
<-- did I mention presently locked up in mental institution?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#7410Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:37pmHell if I come up w/ something good, I'm keeping it for when I have my own rendez-vous w/ Bono at The Waldorf next Monday. You're on your own there!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#7411Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:37pm
COME TO THE CAHt with me and calilineQortaboo!
IM me to get the invite Cassidy782 is my SN
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7412Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:37pmOoh. Are you going to break out and then call me from my fake upstairs bedroom?
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#7413Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:38pm
Keep dreaming on that one love..
but yes we all know you are in a mental instatution
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7414Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:40pm
Why wait till I break out when I can use my contraband cell phone (okay, two tin cans and a piece of string) just fine?
mabel, the thought of meeting Bono, and having Bono meat me, is enough to almost make me cream.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#7415Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:40pm
Tiff, you're not coming to Halifax?? *sobs*
Sorry I'm a little slow... had to do the friggin' cake thing for my friends.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7416Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:40pmWell, Al, it's further motivated me to really nail this King's PS, so who knows. *cries*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#7417Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:42pmYou can do it, Tiff!! You'll love it here... and you'll get a BJ, so what's not to love??
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7418Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:43pmA one-year bj. Just what I've always wanted.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#7419Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:43pm
What's this about my BJ???
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#7420Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:44pmEllie, what does your BJ stand for. We know what ours stands for...
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#7421Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:44pm
Weren't you going to LEAVE?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#7422Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:45pmNot without a kiss.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#7423Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:45pm
I was going to leave, Tiff, but I thought I'd hang around just a tad longer to annoy you. Yay me!
Allie, BJ stands for Billie Joe! Y'know - my boyfriend??
Allie
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/04
#7424Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:48pm
And I'm glad you stuck around, Ellie! *hugs VT*
Um, that's not what we're talking about, my dear.
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