Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 297

#7401

Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pm

I feel like such a dolt going to friggen Pace...it's like the equivalent of "Hesser for lesser" had I stayed in gool ol' NH...Good lord, the custodial staff (including you, Ellie) at Yale's probably more on the ball than the faculty here...sigh...yet another night to cry myself to sleep. I've wasted my college years, and now I've broken my computer! What the hell does "Your certificate has expired" mean while trying to log into aol.com?!?!? Now I'm going to have to call tech support and have those freaks come into my room and bitch at me for now having an up to date anti-virus!!!

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#7402

Tiff needs a job. Sexual duties will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pm

I haven't met him. Just saw where he was online.

#7403

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pm

P.S. Matthew's mine!

#7404

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:31pm

Well...Matt...heh. heh heh.

#7405

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:31pm

Nope...didn't scare me off Tiff...I'm just trying to figure out what the hell I did to my computer!

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#7406

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual responsibilities will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:31pm

Where is Matt?

SHOW YOUR FACE!

#7407

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:32pm

Is it a certificate to get access to AOL? Did you only have a limited arrangement?

<-- Computer retard

<-- Only found out what a USB port was a few months ago

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7408

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:34pm

you can use my usb port all you want, sugar bear.

No, if anything happens to my computer I call comp 911 on my cell. It goes to my grandmother who knows everything about computers and she helps me out.

#7409

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:35pm

I don't know what the hell is wrong w/ it. It froze up the other day burning CDs and when I rebooted it some Microsoft Virus Protection thing came up, so I clicked OK for it (since I let Norton expire...oops!) and now it's been royally screwed up. I have no idea what that certificate thing means...I can see it now...I'm getting yelled at by tech support on Monday...I've probably unknowingly given some virus to the entire building and they'll slap me w/ some crazy ass fine!

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#7410

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:35pm

That is the HOTTEST pick-up line, ever.

Though I still anticipate the next couple of weeks, when Bono saunters up to me at Starbucks and goes, "Have you ever had a StarF*CKs?"

<-- did I mention presently locked up in mental institution?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7411

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:37pm

Hell if I come up w/ something good, I'm keeping it for when I have my own rendez-vous w/ Bono at The Waldorf next Monday. You're on your own there!

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But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#7412

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:37pm

COME TO THE CAHt with me and calilineQortaboo!

IM me to get the invite Cassidy782 is my SN

#7413

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:37pm

Ooh. Are you going to break out and then call me from my fake upstairs bedroom?

#7414

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:38pm

Keep dreaming on that one love..


but yes we all know you are in a mental instatution

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#7415

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:40pm

Why wait till I break out when I can use my contraband cell phone (okay, two tin cans and a piece of string) just fine?

mabel, the thought of meeting Bono, and having Bono meat me, is enough to almost make me cream.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7416

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:40pm

Tiff, you're not coming to Halifax?? *sobs*

Sorry I'm a little slow... had to do the friggin' cake thing for my friends.

#7417

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:40pm

Well, Al, it's further motivated me to really nail this King's PS, so who knows. *cries*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7418

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:42pm

You can do it, Tiff!! You'll love it here... and you'll get a BJ, so what's not to love??

#7419

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:43pm

A one-year bj. Just what I've always wanted.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7420

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:43pm

What's this about my BJ???

#7421

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:44pm

Ellie, what does your BJ stand for. We know what ours stands for...

#7422

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:44pm

Weren't you going to LEAVE?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7423

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:45pm

Not without a kiss.

#7424

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:45pm

I was going to leave, Tiff, but I thought I'd hang around just a tad longer to annoy you. Yay me!

Allie, BJ stands for Billie Joe! Y'know - my boyfriend??

#7425

Tiff and C_O need a job. Sexual positions of sorts will be considered.

Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:48pm

And I'm glad you stuck around, Ellie! *hugs VT*

Um, that's not what we're talking about, my dear.