Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 3

#51

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:05am

a final exam will be required. you will have to make someone cry. it may be a child.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#52

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:05am

And if you're PC, then g'bye!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#53

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:08am

BST~ you are getting soft tonight.. making a child cry is easy.. I say it will most likely be an adult, usually male

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#54

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:10am

And heterosexual.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#55

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:12am

yes of course Tiff..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#56

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:16am

Gee, Guido fits the bill...

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#57

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:17am

Indeed Tiff he does..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#58

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAMB = bestiality is fun!

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:17am

And I am feeling awfully vindictive right now...

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#59

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:18am

making a child cry will rule out those who are actually kind souls POSING as b*tches.

i'm not soft, i'm crafty.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#60

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:19am

Ahh yes but not everyone likes children.. and frankly making a child cry is so easy..

But I understand your thought process..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#61

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:21am

kind souls tend to like children

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#62

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:26am

hmm They do??

I guess you are right..

maybe we should make them do both..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#63

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:27am

ooh! last time i checked i was psycho bitch (gotta love exes)... and i have making my father cry down to a science (long story). does that count????

#64

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:32am

hmm, well we will have to discuss this.. you will need to submit references..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#65

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:36am

that could be a problem since the ex isn't talking to me, and i'm not talking to my father.... hmm... although... random people iming him WOULD piss him off... which in itself is always fun ()

#66

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:38am

hehe random Im's.. hehe

That should be fun..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#67

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:44am

we need to sit down and plan this further.

how many interns do we take at a time? how long is the internship period?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#68

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:45am

hey, he had some random chick call me (and yes, i hung up on her).

#69

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:49am

I agree we need to sit down and discuss the terms etc..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#70

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:56am

the terms for what?

#71

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:57am

i like your avatar, midnight dolphin.

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#72

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 2:59am

such as how long internships last how many we can take on etc..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#73

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 3:05am

thanks bst and ah, i see, cam.

#74

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 3:07am

midnight, where are you applying for law school?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#75

re: Tiff, BST and Cam BAM WHAM ON THE LAM

Posted: 1/25/05 at 3:10am

heheh

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas