Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 307

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:31pm

"I know the truth and it shocks me..."

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:31pm

Although I wish people would stop calling me Tiff, when my real name is Typestra.

Ellie, you simply must get AIM so you have a new method of stalking me. I'm currently talking to Beka and Sivon before she left, and I have the opportunity to talk to Allie really quickly too, if only I cared about her one iota.

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:33pm

its distracting me from my work.

and she just uses me to send her music. *sticks out tongue*

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:35pm

I have the opportunity to talk to Allie really quickly too, if only I cared about her one iota.

EXCUSE ME??

*runs to Registrar's office and rips up application*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:37pm

I care not one whit for either of you.
*shrug*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:37pm

I'm sorry!! Of course that's not true. I do like Allie...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:37pm

No! No! You misunderstood! I was saying, I could talk to you really quickly if I only cared about your one iota! But because I care about so much more than your iota (I do care about your urethra too), it takes LONGER for me to talk to you because I put so much thought into my IMs!

*wipes sweat off brow*

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:40pm

Mmmmhhmmm, sure Tiff. It's a good thing I love you, or i'd have meant that.

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:44pm

i'm confuzzled.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:46pm

*sticks Beka on the special bus and hands Allie the keys*

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:46pm

right.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:47pm

*revs the engine* Who else is coming??

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:48pm

Have fun on the bus gals!
That way is the scenic route....
*points to sign marked 'Cliff-->'*

[Allie]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:58pm

*straps Ellie into the seat* Oh no you don't...

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 9:59pm

i'm STILL confused. what did i do to get stuck on this bus?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:01pm

YO YO YO.

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:02pm

welcome to the fun, shub. and CONGRATS! visit the "is tiff a hairy man?" thread. Updated On: 3/7/05 at 10:02 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:02pm

Welcome Shub. Congrats!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:02pm

Hey, shub! Congrats!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:03pm

What, is capitalization for names optional in Yale?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:04pm

Yes tiff, it is.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:08pm

Thank you, loves. Is the Tiff is a hairy man thread long and hard to read? I have not the patience.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:09pm

Yes. As the title clearly implies, it's a really intellectual thread.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:11pm

Tiff has a little peepee. That's all you need to know, Shub.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/7/05 at 10:12pm

shub, you HAVE to read the hairy man thread.

it's so good.