Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 31

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:14am

I just had a pic of myself as my icon for a moment - didja see, didja see?!

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:18am

ellie, i totally feel your pain. sex and boys would be a nice change. however, i'm home... reading. not that i don't like to read, i do, but still. i wanna go out! lol. and i want an ipod. and no one will do an offer.
http://www.mp3players4free.com/default.aspx?r=24595

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:22am

It's 20 past midnight, I should be pregnant by now.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:27am

it's like 7:30 here and i haven't gotten laid in like 6 months... mainly cause i was in a long distance relationship for 4 months... and broke up before i got home and could get laid again. lol. yeah, it would be a nice change.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:30am

I haven't gotten laid since November 19, 2002.

Ellie! I missed your pic! No fair!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:34am

Any signs of that changing, Tiff? A bit o' sympathy sex with the gross paraplegic, maybe? A roll in the hay with Jay?

And aww, you missed my pic. Lost your chance, then!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:38am

I have trouble thinging that ol' sympathy sex with the gross paraplegic will make me want to change my av, if that's what you're asking.

Do it Ellie! Do it! PLEASE?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:39am

Have sex with you??

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:40am

ouch. sorry tiff. 3 words... go get laid! one night stand. or buy a vibrator... whatever works.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:42am

"go get laid! one night stand. or buy a vibrator... whatever works."

It's not the getting laid that's tough - it's getting laid by a guy who's worth while!

One night stand - All over that, but ref: to above. (Plus did I tell you about my friend with the nasty guy who she lost her virginity to? I'm definitely not a virgin, but it's such a comical story.)

Vibrator - friends were supposed to lend me the Rabbit but cheaped out.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:45am

Ick, if I was going to use a vibrator, it would so not be borrowed from someone else...ick.

Is this your friend who licked ketchup off a guy's scrotum while ordering Drive Thru?

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:45am

i'm not sure there are any who are worthwile. just find one who's well endowed and knows what he's doing. and no, you didn't tell the story about your friend and the nasty guy. and the vibrator... you can buy one for like $10 online. i got all my friends them for christmas.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:48am

I seriously did not mean "lend"!! I swear I'm retarded tonight. Not thinking anymore. They were supposed to BUY it for me for my birthday.

<-- has gone handicapped tonight

And Ellie, this is the friend who's drug dealing one night stand finished up on her stomach (meaning no protection, no pill, nada)

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:50am

What pleasant imagery, Tiff.
Yeah, sure you meant 'buy'...

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:51am

i was gonna comment on the lend thing... i was like... are you sure you wanna borrow one that someone else has used? that's kind of like borrowing underwear... not something i'd wanna do. tell the story!

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:51am

I think I may have come into the wrong room.
Sorry 'bout that.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:53am

The wrong room, or the VERY RIGHT room, Priest Bitch?

Yeah, not a fan of the lending. I don't even share toothpaste. *shudder*

So my friend is 21 years old and was a virgin. She met this beautiful black man at a club last month named Paris (apparently not gay), and they went back to his place that night but didn't have sex. He calls himself an "entrepreneur" and when she pried more, he said it "didn't concern [her]".

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:55am

greetings

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:57am

i thought you said she lost her virginity to him....

and priest, if you were only legal you'd be more than welcome.

hey bst!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:57am

Greetings, b_s_t.
Tiff, did he offer to sell her some 'e'? That's usually a clue as to his profession.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:58am

hew dolphin. hey ellie

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 12:59am

Midnight, yeah, she did lose her virginity to him. The next week. And it was SO romantic. He called her at 3am for a booty call. And asked her to pick up McDonalds for him on the way.

So she did. He lives in a swank pad in Yaletown (which is the upper yuppy area of Vancouver). So she came over, opened his apt door, and his ex-girlfriend's Paris Hilton-esque yippy puppies are greeting her.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:00am

Ellie, insomniak wants to know, if she comes online tonight, will you repost your av?

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:03am

oh, that's great. at least the b*stard that i slept with i knew for 5 years... he still turned into an @$$, but what can you expect from guys? and yes, he was the first, and only.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:04am

'Yaletown'
I got a fright there for a mo!

And Tiff, tell Nia if she comes online I may consider it...
Has she been lurking? Or have you two been talking about me behind my virtual back? Tsk!