Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 32

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:07am

Honey, my boyfriend dumped me on our anniversary immediately post-coitus. Yup, that was November 19, 2002.



So it gets worse. My friend gets into his apartment, and the first thing he does is lead her to the bedroom, plop onto the bed and ravage the McDonalds, while she's just sitting there. Then he makes this big show of sweeping all the wrappers and bags off of the bed, and goes down on her. *shudder*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:08am

So then he went down on her for a bit, did the in and out for a while, asked her to spank him once, and then finished up on her stomach. And then rolled off and told her he had an early morning the next day. So good night.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:09am

*shudders violently*

My G*d, that is vile, Tiff. Did he at least wipe the sauce off his mouth??

*convulses*

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:09am

tiff, i'm sorry. and... EWWW! i think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:10am

*shudders*

Wasn't once ENOUGH for that story?

May I post here?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:11am

Yes, Som, if you promise to not be a twat and start a mutiny of the teenyboppers.

AND she went back for more the next weekend. Where she discovered that his "ex"-girlfriend was not so much an "ex", if him suddenly having her picture over the headboard was any indication.

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:13am

TEENYBOPPER?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:13am

So is she finished with him now? Was he at least a Taye Diggs lookalike?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:16am

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mmmmm.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:16am

Oh yes, Som. I just went there.

Ellie, NOW she is, only because he's not returning her calls. And he was hardly a Taye Diggs lookalike. He was a mix so his skin was more like shemar moore (not that i'm complaining!) but his attitude was more greasy sleazy frat bastard.

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:16am

Ellie, how silly of you. There is NO Taye lookalike, no one can even come that close.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:18am

don't you just love how sleazy guys think they're the sh!t? yeah, fun.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:18am

*slaps own wrist*
Silly Ellie...bad girl!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:19am

som, you're so wrong.

there is a taye lookalike, but you've never seen him because he's tied to my bed.






only....maybe not.

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:22am

BST, that's a CLONE. If you take a look (and this is located in a place I know you will be looking) you'd notice the brand name-insomniakClonesInc. That's no cheap knockoff lookalike, it's a genuine clone.

Ellie, I have a whip. Use that instead.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:22am

She's never seen them because she lives in OHIO.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:34am

Tiff - I still want you to change your icon! If only so I can see the black pantsuit...but mostly I want rid of Joclyn. Please?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:36am

Only ifI can find some other charming photo to replace it.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:40am

a photo of gerard or hugh jackman would be appreciated.

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:40am

Ellie, stop talking about Tiff's icon. She's an attention whore, don't satisfy her.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:41am

You're one to talk.

As I said to Beka, how was that swig of petty bitterness juice, m'dear? Burns going down, eh?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:43am

Tiff, a while ago did you have an icon of you in a T-shirt, standing between two people dressed in black, the three of you doing Rockette-style kicks? Or did I dream that?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:46am

You were sort of close. I was in a T-shirt, standing in between Dean Anderson (from QaF) and Andy Meeks (from the rent tour). Andy was dressed in white, Dean in dark something or other. No Rockette-style kicks...at least not on film.

POST YOUR PIC!!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:48am

I'd post my pic, except I can't really find any ones where I look vaguely pretty. In the one I had up earlier, I looked like a transsexual.

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:50am

Ellie, can I see? Email me?