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#776

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:07am

Honey, my boyfriend dumped me on our anniversary immediately post-coitus. Yup, that was November 19, 2002.

So it gets worse. My friend gets into his apartment, and the first thing he does is lead her to the bedroom, plop onto the bed and ravage the McDonalds, while she's just sitting there. Then he makes this big show of sweeping all the wrappers and bags off of the bed, and goes down on her. *shudder*

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#777

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:08am

So then he went down on her for a bit, did the in and out for a while, asked her to spank him once, and then finished up on her stomach. And then rolled off and told her he had an early morning the next day. So good night.

#778

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:09am

*shudders violently*

My G*d, that is vile, Tiff. Did he at least wipe the sauce off his mouth??

*convulses*

#779

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:09am

tiff, i'm sorry. and... EWWW! i think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

#780

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:10am

*shudders*

Wasn't once ENOUGH for that story?

May I post here?

#781

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:11am

Yes, Som, if you promise to not be a twat and start a mutiny of the teenyboppers.

AND she went back for more the next weekend. Where she discovered that his "ex"-girlfriend was not so much an "ex", if him suddenly having her picture over the headboard was any indication.

#782

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:13am

TEENYBOPPER?

#783

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:13am

So is she finished with him now? Was he at least a Taye Diggs lookalike?

#784

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:16am

<----------------

mmmmm.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#785

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:16am

Oh yes, Som. I just went there.

Ellie, NOW she is, only because he's not returning her calls. And he was hardly a Taye Diggs lookalike. He was a mix so his skin was more like shemar moore (not that i'm complaining!) but his attitude was more greasy sleazy frat bastard.

#786

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:16am

Ellie, how silly of you. There is NO Taye lookalike, no one can even come that close.

#787

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:18am

don't you just love how sleazy guys think they're the sh!t? yeah, fun.

#788

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:18am

*slaps own wrist*
Silly Ellie...bad girl!

#789

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:19am

som, you're so wrong.

there is a taye lookalike, but you've never seen him because he's tied to my bed.

only....maybe not.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#790

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:22am

BST, that's a CLONE. If you take a look (and this is located in a place I know you will be looking) you'd notice the brand name-insomniakClonesInc. That's no cheap knockoff lookalike, it's a genuine clone.

Ellie, I have a whip. Use that instead.

#791

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:22am

She's never seen them because she lives in OHIO.

#792

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:34am

Tiff - I still want you to change your icon! If only so I can see the black pantsuit...but mostly I want rid of Joclyn. Please?

#793

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:36am

Only ifI can find some other charming photo to replace it.

#794

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:40am

a photo of gerard or hugh jackman would be appreciated.

#795

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:40am

Ellie, stop talking about Tiff's icon. She's an attention whore, don't satisfy her.

#796

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:41am

You're one to talk.

As I said to Beka, how was that swig of petty bitterness juice, m'dear? Burns going down, eh?

#797

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:43am

Tiff, a while ago did you have an icon of you in a T-shirt, standing between two people dressed in black, the three of you doing Rockette-style kicks? Or did I dream that?

#798

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:46am

You were sort of close. I was in a T-shirt, standing in between Dean Anderson (from QaF) and Andy Meeks (from the rent tour). Andy was dressed in white, Dean in dark something or other. No Rockette-style kicks...at least not on film.

POST YOUR PIC!!

#799

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:48am

I'd post my pic, except I can't really find any ones where I look vaguely pretty. In the one I had up earlier, I looked like a transsexual.

#800

this is a radio clash

Posted: 1/29/05 at 1:50am

Ellie, can I see? Email me?

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