Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 328

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 9:51pm

Just because he bought you a Coke doesn't mean he likes you. It means he thinks you're a big Coke drinker. What was the tip off? The rotting yellow teeth or the buggy caffeinated eyes?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 9:57pm

You're a mean meanie. Ok, so I've no hard evidence, so to speak, of his lust for me. But trust me, I am divine. And he digs me.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:02pm

I'll have you know that you chased BST away. Things were going SO well and then you came on, and she told me she'd rather clip her toenails to the nub until they start to bleed than be obligated to converse with you.
Uh-huh. I'm sure he's into you. *gives same patronizing smile/nod one saves for Rath's geri-ramblings* He has MET you in PERSON right?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:04pm

*lips trembles* You're just jealous...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:11pm

*picks at cuticles* Yeah. That's it. And how come when I double space, it doesn't show?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:19pm

2035 - You're going to be a bitter spinster, gently rocking herself to sleep every night desperately clutching a long since faded photo of Jaydon, sobbing "Why, oh why did I ever let him go?"


2035 - Double Nobel laureate, President Eleanor Armstrong will be celebrating her fourth Pulitzer, the birth of her first grandchild, BJ Junior Junior, and putting the finishing touches to her eagerly-awaited autobiography, "Gorgeousness and Fabulosity - A Memoir" Updated On: 3/12/05 at 10:19 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:27pm

Eleanor Gesundheit, huh?

I knew that already, but since you've put it on this thread, I figure I'll add it to my post for posterity's sake.

*googles Eleanor Gesundheit Yale University English Literature*

And Jaydon is old news, sweetheart. We actually spoke yesterday. He's in a **** whipped relationship with a half-Filipino (so much for that "I tend to go for white chicks.) and I'm in a happy relationship with Mark Cohen, a local filmmaker that I worked with on a film set a while back.

(Jaydon's actually a theatre person but he hasn't seen Rent. Double strike!)

2036 - Bitter community-college drop out Tiffany finds an Ashton Kutcher type and decides that men aren't the only one who can rob cradles. Lives happily ever after with Ashton Type who wipes her drool and changes her Depends lovingly.

2036 - BJ, Jr. becomes Ashton Type. Defies Mom to face a future of bed pans and apple sauce.

Updated On: 3/12/05 at 10:27 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:33pm

Yes...I edited that out a full six minutes before your post, Tiffypie. So in case any other freaks decide to track me down, (note use of word 'other')...please edit! Mucho thanko.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:52pm

And when exactly did I tell you I studied English Literature? And posing this question is neither confirmation nor denial that I, in fact, do. Well, stalkerbitch?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:54pm

It's either English, Literature or Theatre. Could also be Philosophy, I suppose, but your depth seems akin to a wading pool. And this was deductive reasoning after you carelessly blurted out a Shakespearean character that you disagreed with your prof over, you Alzheimers.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:56pm

Hey! I'm just checking in. Hanging out with my friends who came to visit! You'll here all about it later. Be back tomorrow afternoon/evening!! I MISS YOU!!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:57pm

We'll "here" all about it? (Sorry, I had to.) Have a good time! I'll be here tomorrow. Maybe.

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:59pm

*wanders in* still in a bad mood. didn't get into the city today to see the rent set. not that they were shooting today. sleep. *leaves*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 10:59pm

We'll hear all about it later, precious vt. *does not do English lit, I swear...or do I?* And Tiff, I find that Alzheimers remark to be cruel and insensitive. In actual fact, I do happen to be an 88 year old woman in the first stages. I really went to Yale in 1935, where ironically, I studied the mind. Which qualifies me to diagnose you as a nut. Nut.

[Allie]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:00pm

Ugh. Sorry! Yes, I meant that you'll hear all about it. It's not going like I thought it would. *cries*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:02pm

Are your friends assholes, Allie? It's okay. You hang out with Ellie. You're used to their stupid behavior and creative ways to abuse a beer bong. Beka, really? Normally films don't shoot on weekends but I figured if they had limited time in NYC, they'd shoot every day. Well, if they weren't filming, what are you worried about? Ellie, it's Lit. It's gotta be. *hops plane to NH to find out* Pst...RathNana, is that you?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:04pm

*paper dress blows up revealingly*

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:04pm

i know, tiff. stupid SCHOOL. i wish i could cut. cause i'm only free on weekends, when they're not filming. GREAT. I'm going to have a nice weekend off now, so I'm not sure if I will get back here before the next day of shooting, which is Monday. -- Whiteboy Spice *really leaving*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:08pm

Aww, that sucks Beka. Well, if it makes you feel better, you probably wouldn't get too close to the set, anyway, right? And now you save the pain and torture the PAs go through telling people to go away! Ellie, is that a wrinkly sandbag where your ass should be?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:10pm

No, it's a ...penis. *cue Crying Game theme*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:13pm

*thinks of Ace Ventura, and smiles knowingly*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:14pm

Too knowingly...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:18pm

Suuuuuuh-MOKIN'!

And with that, dear Loser, this conversation has dried up faster than a tongue on your leathery nether regions.


I've got to get some work done so I actually have a shot at going to a real college. (It occurred to me that I should have applied at some safety colleges as well - I was so over-confident about the LSAT that my last minute "back-ups" are actually good schools, but the only ones with late application deadlines.) *genuine sigh*

Updated On: 3/12/05 at 11:18 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:22pm

Yeah, whatever...I was going anyway... Have fun doing your "work". How will selling your vagina- space get you into college, though? *puzzled*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/12/05 at 11:24pm

I'm a West coaster, moron. People like fish. Good-bye, Loser. Good luck for when you fail to get NYC tix! Mwahahahahahaha...