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#8226

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:13pm

Thanks. Except I'm burning up right now, so hot water might not help.

I won't pry into what isn't my buisness, but are you alright? Will you be?

#8227

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:17pm

*gives nia ice-cream? chocolate? cake? uh, whatever will make her better*

Don't worry about me, Nia, it'll all be fine! Promise!

#8228

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:18pm

*worries about Allie*

Food makes me sick. Everything makes me sick.

#8229

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:19pm

*hugs vt tightly*

*ever so gently hugs Nia*

#8230

*hands Som hanger to rip uterus out* I expect the same courtesy in return on March 17. BST has the pleasure of meeting me on the 19th, on my second or third day on the crimson wave.

Allie, I'll IM you later. I'm trying to trudge through this stats homework. There's a reason I'm in arts, F*CKers!! (Not you guys. I mean the bastard who thought criminologists would be math-prone.)

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8231

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:20pm

Oh, grrreeeaaat. SmEllie's here. Even more motivation for me to leave. Or to kick her out.

#8232

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:22pm

No hurry Tiff!

There's a reason I'm in arts, F*CKers!!

YUP! It's the same thing as when people are like, "Well, you're good at music. You should be good at math, too!" Uh, NO!!

#8233

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:22pm

ha, since my schedule has been weird (64 days, anyone?) my "crimson wave" as you so beautifully put it should reappear THE DAY OF my sister's bat mitzvah. if i bleed on my beautious dress i just might die.

#8234

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:22pm

Allie, Tiff hurt my feelings again. Beat her up, please.

#8235

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:23pm

A HANGER, Tiff!?!?!?!?

*clings to Ellie for protection* God. That's worse than a back alley abortion.

Beka, yikes. Wear a pad and a tampon just to be safe.

#8236

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:24pm

Allie wouldn't lay a hand on me, unless it was one of our randy trysts. Good try though.

Beka, 64 days?? Please tell me those are consecutive days it HASN'T been running!

#8237

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:25pm

hasn't, yeah... obviously?

HANGER?!?! *dies*

#8238

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:25pm

I'm not beating anyone up! I love you all!

#8239

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:26pm

*whimpers* Tiff's being mean to everyone and trying to kill me with a hanger... She need to go, we must do something about her...

#8240

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:26pm

Fine I'll do it myself, Allie!
*huffs*

*punches Tiff in the stomach, alas fist gets swallowed whole in the blubbery mass*

#8241

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:29pm

Som, I did it as a FAVOR to you, Missy, and I expect nothing less than the same in return! If your period is doing that badly, then a little hanger action is a welcome solution! "Geez, ungrateful gits these days..."

*watches Ellie and her fist slam into rock-hard abs, smiles as fingers crack and crumble*

#8242

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:31pm

A FAVOR? MURDER with a rusty, infected old piece of wire!?

Ellie, leave her alive! I think I deserve a crack at Tiff too. *puts on brass knuckles*

#8243

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:34pm

Fine, Nia...let's torture her first. Maybe boil her alive, or feed her slowly to a pack of wolves. They could live for months off that carcass...hang on, do wolves eat fish??

#8244

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:34pm

Aw, come on everyone! Be nice!

#8245

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:34pm

Aww, Som, you know me better than that. Of course I'll give you the shiniest stainless steel hanger I can find. Or plastic, if it so suits you. I'll even give you a hanger cosy to help sop up the blood as you rummage!

And before you think of kicking my ass (or shooting me, as you MichiHioans seem so fond of) consider that if you're my younger doppleganger, then I'm your older self. So really you're just beating yourself up.

*pats head* Now hand me those brass knuckles, or aim for Ellie's teeth.

#8246

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:36pm

Could someone please tell me what I ever did to offend Tiff? Why, oh why does she bully me in such a heinous manner? I've never been anything but pleasant and kind to her. I guess she's just a horrible person, inside and out. *shrug*

#8247

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:36pm

Tiff, I'm no one's dopplerganger, I'm my own original woman!

Ellie, all of that sounds lovely. I think we should rip her limbs off, boil what's left and feed it to the wolves. Fun?

#8248

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:36pm

*pantsies Ellie*

Natural blonde, HA!

(Then again, seeing as she seemed to have attended the same prep school as Adam Sandler and Dana Carvey, is this really a surprise?)

#8249

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:37pm

"Woman", Som? Juuuust like Ellie's blond hair.

#8250

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:38pm

Blonde, Tiff.

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