Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 333

#8301

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:07pm

*takes a humble bow* You're right.


Good night, everyone! *crosses fingers for self tomorrow*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 3/13/05 at 11:07 PM

#8302

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:08pm

You'll do well at King's.

#8303

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:09pm

Burger Kings, that is.

#8304

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:10pm

Aw, another clever one! Must be something in the BWW water...

#8305

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:10pm

Don't knock it. If this long wait for letters keep up...

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8306

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:13pm

G'night for the last time!

(I'll let Ellie think she's won this one. THE CELERY STALKS AT MIDNIGHT!! THE CELERY STALKS AT MIDNIGHT!!)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8307

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:15pm

G'night, Tiff. (For the last time, yeah right)...and I have won, as I always do.

#8308

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:16pm

Aw, Tiff's leaving? Way to NOT IM me, loser.

#8309

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:18pm

Good one, Allie! Yeah, Tiff, you LOSER.

#8310

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:18pm

Aww, Allie, I'll IM you later. I just want to leave so I can avoid Ellie and not hurt her fragile feelings.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8311

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:19pm

See, I knew she'd be back. No matter how hard you scrub, the stench remains.

#8312

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:19pm

Never mind, Allie. I don't care about your stupid problems or your stupid friends. I was just saying that to protect YOUR stupid fragile feelings. Loser.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8313

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:20pm

*sniffs* Okay, Tiff. *wipes tears*

Ellie, are you staying??

#8314

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:21pm

Um...no. I have to go soon too. I'm kinda tired.

#8315

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:23pm

Losers.

*exits, leaves stench behind*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8316

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:24pm

*bursts into tears*

Fine, Tiff, whatever... I thought you wanted to talk to me! And Ellie! My own vowel twin is abandoning me!?

*runs away, sobbing and flailing*

#8317

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:29pm

Aww, Allie...isn't it like 12.30am in Halifax? How come you're not tired? It's only 11.30 here, and already I'm drowsy. Probably 'cos I've been talking to Tiff all night.

#8318

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:32pm

Yeah, it's 12:30am. And I am kind of tired... but I don't really feel like going to bed yet, you know?

#8319

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:39pm

Yep. Still here.

*deep sigh*

You know, law school and J-school aren't the world, right? They don't validate my existence. I mean, if I'm a garbage collector, I'll be the best damn garbage collector I can be! Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!

*crickets*

*drippy eyes*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8320

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:41pm

*hugs Tiff* I'm going over to the Registrar's Office tomorrow, and I'll ask when you can expect letters and or/calls.

#8321

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:43pm

Yes, Tiff. Indeed.
*tumbleweed blows by*

Anyway, I myself am off to bed now, so that'll leave you with no reason to stay.

Allie, hate to leave you with this monster, but well...I must go. I hate to keep Taylor and Billie waiting, especially when they're so goddamn eager.
*sigh*

Well, 'night gals.

#8322

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:45pm

THE CELERY STALKS AT MIDNIGHT! THE CELERY STALKS AT MIDNIGHT1 (Or at 11:44pm, as it may be.)

Allie, please do! And slip them a $100 and tell them I'm a friend, okay?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8323

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:45pm

*yawns* I really should be going, too. It'll be awhile before I fall asleep, but I have a couple new CD's I can stick on to help me!

Goodnight, Ellie! Goodnight, Tiff (I know you're still here)!

#8324

Uno, dos, tres, kah-tor-say?

Posted: 3/13/05 at 11:46pm

Good night VTs. I'm going. Really. *shakes head* Really.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8325

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIDDY!!!

Posted: 3/14/05 at 6:11am

Whoa....Hell must have frozen over. I didn't post on here yesterday.

AT ALL.

And no one said they missed me...

*cries*

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.