Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread — Page 331

#8251

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:38pm

have ANY of you figured out that i'm a natural blonde, too?

do i come across that way?

#8252

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:41pm

*hugs everyone* When you're done fighting, let me know.

#8253

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:42pm

Tiff, with all due respect have you seen a picture of this lovely lady? Just how do you know I'm as fake as Ellie's love for Billie Joe?

Bek, really? I thought for sure you were a brunette. What shade of blonde?

#8254

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:42pm

Beka, relative to Ellie, you don't seem like a natural blond(e), but in this case, that's a compliment.

The peroxide's just seeped into El's head. That's her only excuse.
Actually, either one works, "Yaley".

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8255

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:43pm

I'm not fighting, Allie dearest...merely being mercilessly taunted by a cruel skank by the name of Whiff. Again - what have I EVER done to her?? Nothing, I think you'll find. *tears well up*

#8256

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:44pm

Nia - what did you just imply about my love for Billie Joe???????

#8257

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:44pm

Yes, I've seen a picture of that nasty object, which makes it sting even more that you find her pretty and deliberately neglected to mention me, and is the reason I will never show anyone my photo on here again.

Thanks for getting me in a bad mood again. *genuinely actually contemplated bulemia after that thread*

*leaves*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8258

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:45pm

shade? idk... its pretty dark-blonde in the wintertime, with lighter highlights, and gets really light in the summer

#8259

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:46pm

Pssh! Tiff's feeling sorry for herself, again. Well, I suppose we can give her a little leeway, since she IS so hideous. And what does it do to my confidence to hear continual cracks about my looks, hypocrite? And that you find it so hard to believe that anyone could find me pretty?

So there.
*raspberry*

Updated On: 3/13/05 at 03:46 PM

#8260

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:46pm

Well, Bek, you are a part-time blonde. That's why you're smart.

Ellie-FAKE. You don't know real love.

#8261

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:48pm

Actually, I'm not. I was genuinely hurt by that thread, and it's no hidden secret that I had eating disorders from age 12 until last spring. But anyway.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8262

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:49pm

haha, nia


HEY GUESS WHAT? i got shoes to go with my dress yesterday. i love them. especially since i can walk in them without falling flat on my face, due to my stupid ankle problems

#8263

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:50pm

*hugs Tiff*

*stabs Nia*

BJ is mine, tramp.

#8264

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:52pm

So, are we done now? *hugs everyone again*

#8265

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:52pm

yeah, i know... i dont even know what you're all fighting about

#8266

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:52pm

Eh. Som's on Away so I reckon that's all the response I'm going to get. *shrugs*

I seriously need a cigarette or I'm going to rip someone's arm off and smoke that.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#8267

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:53pm

let's change the subject. i made a "family"

https://forum.broadwayworld.com/readmessage.cfm?page=5&thread=841878&startthread=866019&boardname=off&CFID=1776480&CFTOKEN=38316305

#8268

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:55pm

Aw, I'm your sister. Will you come to my funeral now that I've been stabbed?

#8269

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 4:01pm

of COURSE, nia.

#8270

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 4:49pm

hey girls. what's up? anything to procrastinate.

#8271

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 10:12pm

I'm kinf of bored... will someone entertain me?

#8272

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 10:16pm

I will! Or I'll try. Still on the roller coaster that is HORMONES.

#8273

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 10:17pm

Hey, gals!

Nia - Allie has a very nice hot water bottle, I'm sure she'd lend it to you. I call her Annabel Maria.

#8274

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 10:18pm

Annabel Maria? Where'd that come from?

#8275

TIFFY'S 'UP' MY CRACK!!

Posted: 3/13/05 at 10:21pm

I was just about to lure some people here with a pretty picture!


It's a pretty name for a hot water bottle, isn't it?