Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 353

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:40pm

Neither style, Ellie. More like realism that happens to involve some sort of supernatural element. The older I get, the further I move from sword-and-dragon sorts of things.

BST, what is your middle name and can I touch you?

I AM Irish.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:41pm

Of course YOU can touch me. And my middle name is your first name.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:42pm

Ok, so I'm listening to L5Y....

I want to make norbert babies so badly.

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:44pm

You know my first name, BST?

Norbert. Hm. I really don't know enough to say anything about his talent, but I wouldn't choose him to father my children with all the other pretty bway boys there are.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:46pm

My kids will call Billie Joe papa.

So you and Tiff have the same middle name, b_s_t?

And Nia, you are AMERICAN.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:47pm

I do know your first name. Because I'm cool like that. And I Norbert's voice makes me weak in the knees.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:48pm

Norbert is worn looking. He is old.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:49pm

He's not old. (Well, maybe a little)...But I don't know...something about him....it's the voice, and he's ADORABLE...and he just seems to really love what he's doing.

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:50pm

Ellie, Billie Joe wants an unwaveringly loyal lover, like me. Your flip flopping is not what he or anyone wants. Go back to your ditch.

It's a common name. Hm. BST, do you also know where I live and what I look like?

-Nia, who is IRISH
Updated On: 3/17/05 at 10:50 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:52pm

Billie Joe wants someone who knows what his name is.

-Ellie, who is MORE IRISH THAN NIA


Updated On: 3/17/05 at 10:52 PM

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:52pm

Som, would it scare you if I told you I knew all that? I don't, but would it scare you if I did?

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:55pm

Yes, BST. And I'm sure that information made its way to you somehow. Please don't repeat it.

-A very Irish Mrs. Armstrong.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:57pm

Nia's name is Nia. Right, Nia?

However, her surname is Iamnotirish.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:58pm

Don't worry Som. I don't know the other things. Well, one, very slightly, because of when you had yourself posted as your av.

*Pats ellie on head*

[insomniak]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 10:59pm

Mrs. Armstrong would like to stay up and debate this with the lovely Bitches, but she has nasty tests tommorrow and should study and sleep. That's what she's telling you. In actualality, she has a gorgeous punk rocker who needs a little attention.

-Nia Armstrong

God I wish that was my name.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:00pm

You should change it!

Night, darling.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:02pm

'Night Nia! So by bowing out, I take it that you're admitting that you are not Irish. *shrug* Fair enough.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:11pm

What are you doing this weekend Ellie? Anything exciting?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:14pm

Nothin' too exciting, no.

I might go out tomorrow for a spot of underage boozing, or I might not. I'll probably go to see 'Robots' on Saturday.

You?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:16pm

Not much. Studying, hanging out with Tiff...working all day Sunday.

When's your spring break?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:21pm

I'm on it now! Nearly over...*weeps*...back to evil Prof Eunuch soon so he can see what work I've done...*weeps harder*

Oh yeah, you're meeting Tiff! Good luck. You'll need it.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:23pm

Ellie, I know...I'm a little scared. I figure that if she's creepy, I'll just leave her somewhere.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:24pm

But what about the smell? Wear extra layers so it won't get at your skin. And bring a gas mask, y'know, just be on the safe side.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:26pm

It's supposed to rain, so I figure her stench will get washed off somewhat. And the rain means I can wear a coat or jacket without her getting suspicious.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:28pm

Still...rather you than me, m'dear. You'll be in my prayers.

Ooh, and be sure to let people know where you're going, just in case she get's peckish and decides to eat you.