Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 354

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:30pm

We're going out to eat, then for dessert. I figure as long as I keep her fed, I'm safe.

Why am I always the first one to have to meet you people? First Shub, now Tiff....though Cam lives 100 miles from me, and I have yet to meet her.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:32pm

Well, personally I'm waiting to see if you come back alive before I decide if I want to meet Tiff or not. I figure if you come back without fang marks, I should be OK.

And as for ShubertAlley35...when is she back, anyway?

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:35pm

Shub will be back on Saturday night. She's calling me in the evening, so ask her if I'm alive or not.

Hmm....tiff's still not back. I'm a bit worried for Bono's safety.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:36pm

I'm a bit worried for his testicles, myself. I heard she was bringing some plyers.

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:37pm

why would she do that? doesn't she want to USE his testicles?

stupid tiff.

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:37pm

Hey girls...

How are ya tonight?

BTW, that darling girl is Shbrtalley44...

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:38pm

b_s_t - quick, change the subject!!! The skank is back!!!

Matthew, I know it's ShubertAlley44...but some, ahem, other posters do not.

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:39pm

I'm a skank??

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:41pm

Eeeeew....Matt's here. I'm leaving.

Kidding...I have nothing but love for Matt.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:42pm

No, dearie, Matt...you're not a skank...oops, gotta go...I can feel the ground shaking!! And my glass of water is quivering a la Jurassic Park! It can only be...no...NO!!!!!!!
It's...TIFFFFFF!

*screams a la Janet Leigh in Psycho*

*is embarassed at using 'a la' twice*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:43pm

*collapses on thread and cries*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:43pm

Tiff's back? Really?

Ew. I really should leave.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:45pm

*cries even harder*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:45pm

*hugs tiff*




























*makes faces at ellie so tiff can't see*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:47pm

*hugs Tiff*
*recoils vomitting*




*high fives b_s_t*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:48pm

i miss allie.

and shub.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:49pm

W-w-well, at least I don't have any conflict with my profs and they all respect and appreciate me! Bitch.






*goes off to sulk* I F*CKing waited there for 3 hours! Standing! Sometimes perched on a cement slab! With my Best Of CD! And my digital camera! And my tape recorder! Cold! In a cap-sleeved tee-shirt! In 55F weather!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:51pm

Yay! I'm a bitch! Finally, Tiff gives me the title she's denied me for so long!

*high fives b_s_t again*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:52pm

*high fives ellie*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:57pm

*revokes title after that minor misstep* So not in the mood. My F*CKing toes are frozen and the skin on my hands are cracking. I hate those boys. Damn youse, Bono!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/17/05 at 11:58pm

*hugs tiff, "accidentally" flashing her some boobie*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:11am

Quick, b_s_t, put it away, before she tries to suckle!

And why has nobody posted in 13 minutes?!! Don't make me break out the Celine pics again!

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:15am

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:16am

ok kids, i'm going to head home. be back in 30.

*kisses for everyone except tiff*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/18/05 at 12:16am

See ya, b_s_t!

*slobbery kiss*