Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 368

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:31am

*hugs thread*

where's Tiff? has anyone heard from her?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 5:33pm

*glides gracefully down grand staircase to make official BWW entrance, and trips on carpet edge and knocks out tooth*



*gives BWW formal re-introduction handshake*

It's strange, once you get over the first few imposed non-BWW days, it's actually not too bad being away from here! I didn't miss any of you in the least! Especially one Miss BST, who couldn't even bring herself to respond to my PM via PM or text message! *dramatic sob*

So what did I miss? Has this thread seriously grown just barely over 10 pages since I left? *tsk tsk* What would you ladies and tramps do without me, I ask?

So someone catch me up! What's been going on?

Shub, your would-have-been L&O:CI episode was on yesterday. The one with the chicks tied up in their underwear. It's just a thankless extra part, and a lot of unflattering ass shots, so you didn't miss out on anything. (I think the other one you did was a much better episode, but then again, I'm not a CI fan.)

How's the planning for the October rendez-vous coming along? Allie? BST? Shub? Beka? Ellie? Fishie? Whaddup??

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 5:47pm

YOU DIDN'T MISS ME???? *sulks*

honestly, nothing has happened. for 3 days we stayed on one page. it was pitiful.

we haven't really done anymore planning... its in 7 months! we have time.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 5:50pm

It's about damn time you're back, Tiffy!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 6:02pm

Beka, I talked to you on AIM one night while I was gone, didn't I? So I didn't HAVE to miss you! But you know if I hadn't talked to you, you'd be my Numero Uno person to miss!

Howdy, Kissy! Did you miss me? I got in on Saturday night but I figured I'd stay away from here for a couple of days while I "got things done". (ie. Watch The Incredibles.) Now I'm back to feed my addiction!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 6:06pm

oh yeah. we did talk. never mind, then.


haha, the incredibles. me and my friends actually saw that in theatres when we were desparate one night.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 6:07pm

Yer darn tootin' I did, Tiffy!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 6:17pm

So what have I missed ladies and gents? Anything exciting I should know about? Where have you been kissy??

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[BEKA531]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 6:19pm

lifes been boring.

only 2 more weeks left of the 3rd quarter.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 6:22pm

stuck here in the black hole that is BWW

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 6:33pm

Oh now, that's no good. BWW is for losers who can't find anything better to do to entertain themselves! *guilty look*

Do you live in the NYC area?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 6:36pm

'deed I do...

Oh, and you have a BA in Criminology so you can consult for CSI: New York, while wearing those minis and 'em killer stilettos!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 6:42pm

How can one waste away on here when living in the most fabulous city in the world?! Get out, Kissy! Get out! (Actually, stay in and plan my NYC October jaunt with me? Will you be meeting up with me and the feisty ladies of this thread in the fall?)

Indeed I'm just finishing up my BA in Criminology, which is just as useless as a BA in English when it comes to finding a job, but makes watching L&O and CSI just thatmuch more enjoyable! (And frustrating.)

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 6:56pm

Oh, I get out here lots Tiffy... And then I still few compelled to check in here, even when browsing the Apple Store....

How could I say no? And I'm very good at planning things, or so I'm told....

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 7:05pm

I hear you. Even if I'm not in the vicinity of a computer, I wonder what I'm missing.

So Mr. Kissy, how does the weekend of Oct 7 work for you?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 7:09pm

That's eons away, but I shall keep that in mind (and open)....

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 7:16pm

Eons, mister? Eons?! That's 6.5 months away! We're so far behind!

<-- tries hard to live up to her moniker

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:04pm

I knew it was too good to be true. She's back.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:06pm

*leaves*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:15pm

*sigh*

Such an attention whore, our Tiff.

So how was your trip?

No more than six words in response please, I don't care that much.

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:24pm

i've never been on this post b4...whats it like?

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:26pm

It's usually vibrant, witty and fantastic, CQtie. Until Ellie comes on and we all scatter. Like...now.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:29pm

sounds like a part-ay! ill have to check it out more

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:32pm

Oh, most definitely. You're more than welcome to drop by, but I recommend not going it when smEllie's around. You'll notice we don't talk much when we sense her putrid stench.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:34pm

lol. play nice you two!! wait- if Tiff is a cheap whore than what is Ellie?

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed