Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 369

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:35pm

There are no words for her skankiness. You can catch an STD just by being in the same room as her. Look, just from typing that while she's online, I can feel the cold sores growing. Pass the salt water!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:36pm

Tiff ALWAYS bullies me, CQ. I guess she's threatened by me. *shrug* You're probably best just ignoring her.

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:39pm

i'm sensing some negative vibes

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:47pm

As Elphaba puts so eloquently, Ellie's problem is that she's blonde. A peroxide blonde, but blonde nonetheless.

Best to ignore her unless you want your head to deflate as well. 'Tis sad, 'tis sad.

Off to dinner! Good luck fending off that wretched whore!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:48pm

um... have fun? *cowers* leave me out of this! lollz

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[camerangel]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:49pm

Ellie... You turned into a whore in my absence???

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:51pm

Cam!! Long time no see!!

No, I am not a whore. Despite Tiff's many requests, my body is NOT for sale. But she won't stop asking.

Anyway, I've gotta go now!

But you will be around again, won't you??

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:51pm

no no Cam- that's Tiff, she's always been a cheap whore. Ellie is a slut i believe. basiclly, the difference is she doesnt charge. im not quite sure

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[camerangel]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:55pm

is that a demand or a question miss Ellie??

I see CQ.. I knew about the slut thing but damn if I wasn't shocked to hear she started charging

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 8:59pm

i know. puh_leaze. charging money...pshaw

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[camerangel]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:02pm

The nerve of some people

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:04pm

Really. i know. gosh golly gee whiz. who would pay for THAT?

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:05pm

Ellie still can't get any for free, whereas people are more than willing to pay for my services. Just ask the hot rich men who were begging for Sivon and my company on Saturday Quality, I'm telling you. We're whores, but we don't come cheap! (Get it? A pun!)

Why does Cam get a warm welcome back and I don't, Ellie? Fine then! Someone should take ME off the title this time, and let's see if I ever return!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:08pm

Tiffy not a bitch?? palease...

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:08pm

A Pun! She Made a Pun! *que music. chorus comes out* A puuun! she maaade a puuun! la la la la!
SOLOIST:
OOOOH,
tiff made a pun,
yes she did!

ALL:
fa la la la

SOLOIST:
she is whore!
but she ain't cheap!
la la la!

All:
fa la la!
cheap whore!
Hell on!
la la la

*big finish*

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:16pm

*blink* So, uh, what tune is that set to? And can I just say I misread your signature as BILLY! VAGINANESS! HUSSY!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:18pm

Tiff! you whore! dirty things always on the mind!

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:22pm

Princess Cupcake, you fiend. Show your respect.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:23pm

*bows humbly* i'm not worthy of your whore-y-ness

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:28pm

changed the signature, tiff, your quote is in there!

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:31pm

Yay! Should I pull a BSO and start a new screen name for the occasion?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:32pm

lolz. what about TheatreWhore. it's classy (theatRE) and wraunchy

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:36pm

Only if people pronounce it classy though. "Thee-ah-truh." Anything less is an abomination.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:37pm

or what about thee-a-tah. thats sorta goofy though and u are a classy serious whore.

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Thenardier]

Posted: 3/28/05 at 9:39pm

Tiff needs a new 'vatar...I miss all the crazy MJ's etc...

U2...really?

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